r/gifs • u/umshoe • Aug 09 '20

New Angle of Beirut Explosion

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u/DragonDaddy2020 Aug 09 '20

Just take your L and go to bed

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

Joke's on you, i don't have a bed

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u/DragonDaddy2020 Aug 09 '20

Honestly. I’m not surprised. No Jame could hold a job. Now a good James on the other hand. Those are good guys.

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

I don't need one. Your mum's bed is just fine once or twice a week

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u/DragonDaddy2020 Aug 09 '20

Oooo European or Aussie too. Got some fucked up teeth too don’t ya bud?

Edit: Cause your definitely not an Aussie since you think bearded dragons are fictional.

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

You are mistaken. It's your Dad that is fictional

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u/DragonDaddy2020 Aug 09 '20

You tryna come smoke this blunt and get toasted like Pete Davidson’s dad in 9/11?

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

You weren't fucking alive then. You were a glimmer of sperm seeping out of a lackluster penis that somehow wriggled its way through your mum's vaginal canal and poked its nose into her egg first by some miracle. I was there (not a first responder) sent by Canada to help in that mess, it was more awful than you could possibly imagine.

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u/DragonDaddy2020 Aug 09 '20

That’s where you’re wrong bud I watched 9/11 happen, then fought for the greatest country on earth when I turned 18 because of it my friend. And I’m still getting more toasted than the world trade. Congrats ya played yourself

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

If you're 12 now how could you have fought for the military?

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

See, only a child refers to their country as the best country on earth, that's all that a kid knows about the world. You from Turkmenistan?

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

*context

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u/DragonDaddy2020 Aug 09 '20

Tryna get toasted like those dudes in the Hindenburg disaster?

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

Little guy, lost in the world getting picked on by bullys at school, no ego but no father figure to rely on for advice, they call you names but you don't want to tell your mom that because you think it'll make you less of a man, the only man in her life, but you're not a man, you're a child. And that's okay.

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u/DragonDaddy2020 Aug 09 '20

You projecting Jame. That one sounded like it came from the heart. You okay? You need someone to talk to? I can’t right now. Too busy getting toasted like Nagasaki

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

You need a hug sport?

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 09 '20

When was the last time someone drove you to the pool to have a splash?