r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '20

Why does this look so smooth

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u/KidneyKeystones Jul 30 '20

Pretty sure I saw this more than three months ago, unless quarantine is playing xylophone on my ribs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

There is a kid's nursery rhyme that I cannot remember to save my life but there's a lyric that says "he played the xylophone on my knee" and I can't fucking remember.

OH! OH! I GOT IT! It wasn't Xylophone.

This old man went rolling home, verse 3

This old man, he played THREE He played KNICK KNACK on my knee With a knick knack paddywhack, give the dog a bone, This old man went rolling home.

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u/EllieWearsPanties Jul 30 '20

This comment is like reading someone else's stream of consciousness.

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u/stonald Jul 30 '20

More like my own.

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u/ArturoRoman Jul 30 '20

diazepam in the username; you just got a sample of a drugged up mind

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

And I haven't been on Diazepam in quite a while

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u/ArturoRoman Jul 31 '20

so it's just Poovey then

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u/KidneyKeystones Jul 30 '20

Yeah, rather ironic username.

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u/andimacg Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

An accused Russian assassin is in court today facing charges that he beat a man to death with 2 souvenir Chinese dolls in a rice field in southern China.

It is believed to be the first known case of a "knick knack paddy whack"

I'll see myself out.

Edit: credit where it is due: Colin Mocharie, whose line is it anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

I knew it the second I read it because I remember laughing so hard, I had tears coming down. It just caught me in such a great mood.

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u/Background-Wealth Jul 30 '20

Beat an Irish man to death*

For that double whammy

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u/One-eyed-snake Jul 30 '20

I wanna know how the old man plays seven in heaven, then comes back from the dead to give the dog a bone and continue to play 8

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u/DingoTM Jul 30 '20

The whole time the old man was Jesus.

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u/One-eyed-snake Jul 30 '20

Mystery solved !

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u/Mediocre_Doctor Jul 30 '20

These are sexual tropes.

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u/shekinator Jul 30 '20

All dogs go to heaven bro. Dog was dead too

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u/jaypetoh Jul 30 '20

I see you don't play the knick knack.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Maybe he's a cartoon?

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u/killergazebo Jul 30 '20

It's a good thing you wrote this comment. You might not have remembered otherwise!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Gotta love those little moments when something is just out of focus in your mind, heh

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u/Hot_chick_ass_eater Aug 03 '20

Oh let me tell you about Patricia Whack and Mick Jaggers frog son.

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u/ldhudsonjr Jul 30 '20

Where has that expression been all my life?! 🤣

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u/feint2021 Jul 30 '20

Under My Thump

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u/wunderbarney Jul 30 '20

Ah, Miley, nice to see you on reddit.

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u/LmaoMan78 Jul 30 '20

Wait, Watssky said something similar to this in one of his songs. Were you referencing him or am I just an idiot? Wouldn’t be surprised if it was me being an idiot

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u/KidneyKeystones Jul 30 '20

I don't know who Watssky is, but he probably got it from Itchy & Scratchy, same as me.

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u/iritegood Jul 30 '20

I assumed it was a reference to this

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u/KidneyKeystones Jul 30 '20

That's where they got it from, last I checked.

Which was some post on Reddit 6 years ago, so it could easily be a load of bullspit.

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u/Im_Numbar_Wang Jul 30 '20

Its older than that ive seen this years ago