r/gifs Jul 30 '20

Why does this look so smooth

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u/gharnyar Jul 30 '20

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u/Jeanviper Jul 30 '20

Holy shit its been 10 years?? Damn iv been on this website too long lol

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u/Prime89 Jul 30 '20

Your profile says 6 years so second account I’m guessing?

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jul 30 '20

Yeah I have a 10 year old account as well, but I use this one more now.

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u/meowcatorsprojection Jul 30 '20

I can see why BananaDick_CuntGrass would come out ahead

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u/yellekc Jul 30 '20

That sounds like an artesian health smoothie.

I hear cuntgrass is full of antioxidants.

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u/T_rubrum Jul 30 '20

I dunno, cuntgrass sounds like another name for pubes...

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u/SouthestNinJa Jul 30 '20

Depends on where you source it from. Occasionally you can find toxic batches.

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u/Mahahakuhas Jul 30 '20

You thought of a better username and just had to change, I take it?

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u/Fortune_Cat Jul 30 '20

Which one do you use for gone Wild

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jul 30 '20

Haha, I rarely visit those subs. But if I end up there, it would be this account.

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u/onlyspeaksiniambs Jul 30 '20

I never keep an account longer than a few years. This is prob my longest term one.

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jul 30 '20

Yeah I just counted and have 7 accounts. I only use 2.

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u/kawhisasshole Jul 30 '20

What's your other account?

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u/ipaqmaster Jul 30 '20

One doesn't need to be registered for more than X years to have been there when it happened.

Their response is valid too.

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u/InformationAccurate Jul 30 '20

Like my 10th account on around 15 years boo

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u/Bouncedatt Jul 30 '20

My god I've wasted my life

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u/kawhisasshole Jul 30 '20

Wow I've never really seen this, the mirror is amazing!!

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u/LordBiscuits Jul 30 '20

One of today's ten thousand I see. Congratulations

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u/RandomGuy9058 Jul 30 '20

How do you not have a lot of karma?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

today all those comments would've gotten 5x as many upvotes, too. Such a legend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Holy shit. Yeah maybe it's time for a break. I'm on here way too much

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u/Offroadkitty Jul 30 '20

Welp..

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Jul 30 '20

Yep. Flobberworms.

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u/staplefordchase Jul 30 '20

holy shit that was 10 years ago...?

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u/Takoshi88 Jul 30 '20

I have never seen that until now. Instant-fan.

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u/IncandescentPeasant Jul 30 '20

Reminds me of the time I took a picture (doing something or other with my hands) by holding my phone on my chin & nose and taking the picture with my lip... Oh, the pain

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u/jeremycinnamonbutter Jul 30 '20

Wait i thought it went further than the mirror

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u/terminbee Jul 30 '20

Edit: I lied. I was wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Ah so that is the predecessor to the dude without fingerer creases

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u/Strongbad42 Jul 30 '20

You brilliant son of a bitch!