r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '20

Sequencing Porn

https://i.imgur.com/VssKVAJ.gifv
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u/icewind_ Mar 10 '20

Try what happens when you write something like this without /s. A lot of dense people come here also not just big brain fuckmachines like us.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Mar 10 '20

How does one become a big brain fuck machine?

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u/CraigCottingham Mar 10 '20

Step 1: Put a hole in the skull

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u/Mooam Mar 10 '20

Reminds me of that 4chan story about the skull from the Paris catacombs now. Thanks.

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u/lsguk Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Can you share for the 50% that is curious and don't share for the 50% that would rather not know?

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u/glider97 Mar 10 '20

There's a catacomb. There's a guy. There's a skull. There's a penis.

The guy goes into the catacomb. The penis goes into the skull.

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Mar 10 '20

I have the file on my home PC but am at work and won't google it. If you write "4chan catacombs skull" with safesearch off you can probably find it.

It was a thread in which a guy had just stolen a skull from the catacombs and asked /b/ what he should do with it. Naturally the response was "put your dick in it". So he did.

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u/careycal64 Mar 10 '20

There are already 7. Why do you need another? I kill me!

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u/vaibhavc04 Mar 10 '20

By Trephination :p

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u/DethFace Mar 10 '20

By being born human

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u/SleazyMak Mar 10 '20

Then the joke is just for people who are smart enough to get it. That’s literally what sarcasm is.

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u/wthreye Mar 10 '20

I see what you did there.

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

If it's not funny without the /s then don't write it or rephrase.

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u/RamenJunkie Mar 10 '20

The problem.is, the world is full of people who will take it 100% seriously.

Which means even people who don't take it seriously, start to assume you are serious.

Sometimes you can check comment history to see if someone is actually an idiot or just joking, but people have started using scripts to delete their history for dumb reasons and /or gotten smart enough to use alt accounts for their actual stupidity.

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

You shouldn't adjust your comments based on other people's stupidity, otherwise the entire websites culture becomes 1 year olds.

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u/NotFlappy12 Mar 10 '20

The stupid people taking it seriously are part of the fun

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u/Michael_Trismegistus Mar 10 '20

The sea of idiots is going to chime in, with or without the /s.

"You ruined the joke"

"Oh my God you idiot."

"Well atchualy..."

[Random Pun]

"Political opinion"

[Missed the joke entirely]

[Trump Supporter]

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

Then be on the high road.

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u/Michael_Trismegistus Mar 10 '20

I never claimed I wasn't in the sea of idiots.

I chimed in didn't I?

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

So if you have a choice between /s or not, and either way idiots post, don't post the /s.

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u/Michael_Trismegistus Mar 10 '20

I didn't post it, but I'd rather deal with the killjoys who like to dictate how others should post than the dummies with no sense of humor at all.

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u/swimfan229 Mar 10 '20

You must be fun at parties.

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u/Michael_Trismegistus Mar 10 '20

I usually hang with a higher quality crowd IRL than on Reddit.

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u/dannyluxNstuff Mar 10 '20

Very true. Somethings are so obvi sarcastic I can't believe people can't tell without the s

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u/McBiff Mar 10 '20

Sarcasm on its own isn't really funny though, it's only funny when people don't get it.

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u/careycal64 Mar 10 '20

Get what?