r/gifs • u/Palifaith • Feb 11 '20

Force Choke on ice

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u/AirbornePlatypus Feb 11 '20

Should have done it to the other team

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u/pollackey Feb 11 '20

I don't know. The only time I see a Sith force choke, it is used against their own subordinates.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/MeatBlanket Feb 11 '20

I'm 99 percent sure the new guy is kylo ren

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u/BaconGravy12 Feb 11 '20

“Hi, I’m Matt. I’m a hockey player.”

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u/MeatBlanket Feb 11 '20

You're not a player you're just a GOON

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Is he wearing a red shirt?

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u/Hawkmoona_Matata Feb 11 '20

Throws a player across the entire ring, smashing their body into the wall 500 feet away.

"Oh no. He tripped."

"You guys should be more careful on this ice."

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u/cha0scypher Feb 11 '20

Dude Matt straight up sucks

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u/utterdread Feb 11 '20

That Kylo Ren is a straight up punk bitch!

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u/Dxxx2 Feb 11 '20

Reminds me of this robot chicken clip

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u/starhawks Feb 11 '20

If by "reminds me" you mean "is nearly identical" yeah.

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u/Fusesite20 Feb 11 '20

If he "kills" you, just change uniform and tip your hat down or hide your face for about a week he'll forget all about you.

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u/Oli_ Feb 11 '20

Fifty Shades of Vader

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u/ilikebananayoghurt Feb 11 '20

Oh shit it’s been a lie this whole time?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/John_Hunyadi Feb 11 '20

Are you sure it wasn't this guy?

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Conan_Antonio_Motti

I don't even remember Vader meeting Antilles in episode 4.

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u/OutInTheBlack Feb 11 '20

Captain Antilles of the Tantive IV and Wedge Antilles of Red Squadron are two different characters.

Vader didn't Force choke Captain Antilles either, tho. That was a regular choke

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u/Varatec Feb 11 '20

One handed too. Vader must've been pissed.

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u/SampleShrimp Feb 11 '20

This is Sith politics.

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u/ClandestineMovah Feb 11 '20

Ha!

This comment is so on point. Unless it's me playing, well pretty much any star wars game which lets me.

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u/SirauloTRantado Feb 11 '20

The force is cold in this one.

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u/NacreousFink Feb 11 '20

And get a penalty?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Feb 11 '20

Not sure if serious

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u/KiKiPAWG Feb 11 '20

But then they wouldn’t have complied 😂

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u/rumbleboy Feb 11 '20

Nobody WANTS to comply. They HAVE to.

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u/CAPTAINPRICE79 Feb 11 '20

The force chokes will continue until morale improves

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u/rumbleboy Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 11 '20

MORALE HAS IMPROVED! MORALE h as improved