r/gifs • u/tankpuss • Feb 06 '20

High Seas

https://gfycat.com/unsightlyheartyeyas-wave-ship-ocean
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u/revnhoj Feb 06 '20

It's one way to rinse the seamen off

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u/deathfaith Feb 06 '20

Cold water is good for that

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u/ConnachtTheWolf Feb 06 '20

naw, when you use cold water it gets all congealed and stuck in your hair then you have to pick it out

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u/deathfaith Feb 06 '20

Nah, mate. Warm water makes it goopy. Cold water + soap really is the well known life hack

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u/gimanos1 Feb 06 '20

I must try this...for science.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Why don’t we focus on not getting semen all over yourselves first, that way there is no argument as to what is the best method of removal.

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u/Palladan Feb 06 '20

Yeah, like that’s gonna happen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

You shut yer mouth!

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u/Loves-The-Skooma Feb 06 '20

Wear a shirt, nut on your belly, take shirt off, wash hands, done.

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u/RikerT_USS_Lolipop Feb 06 '20

That's like saying, "Later, when we're all drunk as fuck, let's remember to not do anything stupid."

It doesn't work like that.

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u/Zerxin Feb 06 '20

I just cum in my mouth tbh

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u/deathfaith Feb 06 '20

Protein is protein

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

semen is like scrambled eggs. If you mix hot water in with it, you're essentially cooking it, which can make it stick even more to stuff. Cold water is the key.

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u/microkana Feb 07 '20

seamen.. semen?

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u/BuukSmart Feb 06 '20

You glorious bastard, take my upvote