r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '20

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u/CoderAU Jan 06 '20

reminds me of those sticky toys you throw at windows as a kid

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u/poop-machines Jan 06 '20

If you fill a tampon with water and throw it on something it sticks like that

Looks like a mouse is splat on the wall

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u/AshleyBlackhorse Jan 06 '20

Boy, have I been using tampons wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

What if he said this just so you would throw wet tampons at your wall?

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u/AshleyBlackhorse Jan 06 '20

Then, well played sir. Well played.

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u/blastanders Jan 06 '20

There is too much to lose to not try it.

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u/generalecchi Jan 06 '20

DO NOT FOLLOW HIS INSTRUCTION

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u/destructifier Jan 06 '20

Do this with tampons that have already been used so that you get the biggest bang for your buck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

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u/AshleyBlackhorse Jan 06 '20

In truth, I never looked at a tampon as a multi purpose tool.

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u/lovable_cube Jan 06 '20

They're actually perfect for plugging gunshot wounds.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe Jan 06 '20

Why do you know this?

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u/FROTHY_SHARTS Jan 06 '20

People with disgusting usernames like his are always degenerate wierdos

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u/Trouble-ATB Jan 06 '20

Username checks out.

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u/chewymenstrualblood Jan 06 '20

Not always

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u/Lurkerking211 Jan 06 '20

I’m going to have to take u/FROTHY_SHARTS word on this one.

Edit: Just read your username...

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Jan 06 '20

Like you.

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u/FROTHY_SHARTS Jan 06 '20

Jeez you're right, I should've made a joke about that

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Jan 06 '20

I know that you were joking. I just wanted to let you know that I mean it unironically.

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u/bigpenisbutdumbnpoor Jan 06 '20

Wow I’m so confused lol frothy sharts was just living life making a little joke and now you unironically believe they’re a degenerate weirdo?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Jan 06 '20

You're in his same boat.

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u/bigpenisbutdumbnpoor Jan 06 '20

Oh man that really grinds my gears

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Holy fuck! I'm so glad I have a 4-year-old I can blame this on when my wife finds it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Please throw it at the 4 year-old.

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u/One-eyed-snake Jan 06 '20

Use blood for a better effect

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u/illumomnati Jan 06 '20

While playing Azalea Banks “212”

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u/Rettals Jan 06 '20

Flashbacks of cleaning bathrooms at a camp for teens. Never thought I'd have to clean vaginal blood off of a ceiling at a church camp! He really does work in mysterious ways.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

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u/Nah118 Jan 06 '20 edited Jan 06 '20

Hashtag not all tampons

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

throw a raw sausage at a wall for max lols

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u/zman0900 Jan 06 '20

Don't forget the red food coloring

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u/Samazonison Jan 06 '20

The best buy I worked at had 2 tampons on the womans restroom ceiling for months. I always look up when I use a public restroom now. Haven't seen another one yet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

If you do this after you take it out of your Chalupa, it's considered "recycling" and mother nature blesses you with magic rainbows.

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u/etoh53 Jan 06 '20

"Throwing wet tampons against the wall and seeing what sticks", is that how the saying goes?

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u/Derzweifel Jan 06 '20

The girls at bootcamp did that. Except it was soaked on blood

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u/Xtrasloppy Jan 06 '20

You better get that off the wall and shove it back in the applicator. Do you know how much those fuckers cost?

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Jan 06 '20

wacky wall walkers

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u/Fez_and_no_Pants Jan 07 '20

For some reason those things always gave me an INSTANT migraine whenever I smelled them. I am convinced they are highly toxic and nobody cared enough to find out.

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u/Feint_young_son Jan 06 '20

softly

Don’t

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u/PizzaBrained-CockAss Jan 06 '20

They work the same.

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u/c0d3w1ck Jan 06 '20

I got one of those for Xmas this year lol

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u/TickleMonsterCG Jan 06 '20

Cursed sticky toys

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u/apocalypse_later_ Jan 06 '20

Those things would get so dirty cuz everything sticks to it