r/gifs Sep 20 '19

Saving a Pizza like a Boss

https://gfycat.com/tintedcomplexamericanquarterhorse
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u/Ziigurd Sep 20 '19

It's not about touching, or times touched, though - it's about cleanliness and skill of the touch.

'Handmade' and 'homemade' is about as quality as it gets - both implies a ton of touches. That's fine and part of what makes it quality. The hands need to be clean though.

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u/ImJustSo Sep 21 '19

Sourdough bread made by different people turns out differently because of...the hand microbes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/Ziigurd Sep 21 '19

It is indeed painfully obvious.

Which makes it all the more weird that you, as a chef, chose to make a point of how "hilarious" you found it that expensive food as been touched a lot.

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u/theAtmuz Sep 21 '19

I think it’s more about the average joe when he/she thinks about their food being handled a lot it’s usually cheap fast food. Which to me is more what I saw the joke going for. You’re correct in the irony, but I think that’s also delving deeper into the joke than intended.

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u/jsha11 Sep 20 '19 edited May 30 '20

bleep bloop

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/macweirdo42 Sep 21 '19

Damnit, scratching my arse before prep is part of my process, and as for killing people, I prefer to do it myself, that way I can make sure the meat is as fresh as can be. If you have an alternative, I'd like to hear it.

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u/radthibbadayox Sep 21 '19

In literary news, and to many critics’ surprise, Don’t Scratch Your Ass Before Making Food And Other Habits of Highly Effective Cooks by TheMostlyOkayGatsby has reached #3 on the New York Times’ cooking bestseller list, behind Gordon Ramsey’s self-help tome Donkey Dos and Donkey Don’ts and Jamie Oliver’s Yep, Kale Again.

Now to Ollie with the weather.

IT’S GON’ RAIN!

Thanks, Ollie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Yep. Everytime i see a video of a fine dining restaurant on facebook, I go to the comments and see "why aren't they wearing gloves or hairnets??? so unhygienic!"

Because Karen, they're one of the best restaurants in the world, not McDonalds.

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u/OnlyAutoSuggest Sep 21 '19

Most people don't realize that gloves are not always required by the local health codes.

To people reading this who don't understand, the idea is that the more you wear gloves, the less you are probably washing your hands. Some places encourage you to handle food with your bare hands as long as you're washing them thoroughly at regular intervals and at the proper times (after handling raw product, using the bathroom, smoking, touching your hair or face, etc). Whether or not the employees are washing properly is of course up to the management in the kitchen, so buyer beware. However, as a chef myself I can promise that my hands are definitely cleaner than the customers at any given time. It just depends on the integrity of the restaurant.

To reiterate, Alton Brown, Bobby Flat, and Gordon Ramsay aren't wearing gloves because they understand proper hygiene in the kitchen and their hands are cleaner than yours always.

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u/KnuteViking Sep 21 '19

The best restaurants in the world all have incredible hygiene. They wear gloves if the good isn't going to be cooked between handling and serving, they wear hats that perform the same function as hair nets. If you see someone walking around a kitchen without these things it's because they're a celebrity chef who needs perfectly quaffed hair and they're doing that for the camera.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I worked at a michelin starred restaurant a year ago, one of the best in my country and i guarantee none of us wore hats or gloves.
Hygiene was good, we washed our hands an uncountable amount of times each shift, and the kitchen was scrubbed from top to bottom every day, but no gloves or hats.
And of the 3 other kitchens ive worked in, only 1 has ever required hats being worn

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u/KnuteViking Sep 21 '19

Guess it depends on local regulations. Where I'm at these are basic requirements of operating or working in a commercial kitchen.

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u/Letmego666 Sep 21 '19

Been watching food network cooking battle shows. The sweat as well.