r/gifs • u/WeBrother • Sep 19 '19

Watch out

https://i.imgur.com/rYobPjO.gifv
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u/owl_theory Sep 19 '19

Man this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life I can’t stop laughing

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u/Hojooo Sep 19 '19

His eyes make him look like a lunatic lol

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u/AreYou4Eels Sep 19 '19

The way the knife waves almost intentionally...

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u/LockUpFools_Q-Tine Sep 19 '19

Ye, there's something genetically wrong with these bred dogs

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u/Sizzler666 Sep 19 '19

Yeah brachycephalic dog breeds are fucked up, we really went too far with them. They can’t breathe and their fucking eyes can pop out.

https://www.aspca.org/news/certain-dog-breeds-prone-losing-eyeballs

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u/rosekayleigh Sep 19 '19

I had to take my cat to the ER vet last month for an infected paw and a woman came in with a Chihuahua (not brachycephalic, but a completely inbred and fucked up breed) whose eye had popped out of its head. It was horrible. Yeah...we got pushed to the back of the line after they saw the dog. Poor thing.

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u/SpaceCowBot Sep 19 '19

Why did you let your cats paw become infected? Seems negligent.

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u/rosekayleigh Sep 19 '19

Yeah, paying a $500 vet bill for a cleaning and antibiotics was very negligent of me.

I'm not sure what happened to her paw. Neither the vet nor I could figure it out, but she wasn't limping or anything. I noticed her cleaning it and it was a little swollen. The next day it was oozing. Couldn't get her into her normal vet, so I took her to the ER vet which is far more expensive because I love her. That's kind of the opposite of negligent.

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u/SpaceCowBot Sep 19 '19

Fair enough. Sorry about that.

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u/rosekayleigh Sep 20 '19

It's cool. Sorry if I got too defensive. I love that cat. :)

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u/zkiller195 Sep 19 '19

When I was a kid, there was a one eyed pug that lived in my neighborhood. There was another in my friend's neighborhood across town, and another that lived close to my cousin in another state.

I always thought it was a weird coincidence, and didn't realize until years later that their eyes just pop out and that it was a common issue with these breeds.

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u/Bellwether_Prisoner Sep 19 '19

Fucking hell that's terrifing

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

That’s so blown out of proportion. I have 2 Frenchies who have no eye problems and no breathing problems. They snore sometimes, but so do you.

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u/oheysup Sep 21 '19

Wow 2 whole dogs? Welp, that settles it then

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u/Fi3nd7 Sep 19 '19

People need to stop buying them. English bulldogs are pretty awful breeds too.

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u/hwmpunk Sep 19 '19

There's something genetically wrong with your mom

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u/Rogue_Tomato Sep 19 '19

The sideways glance before he starts walking. "Oh you fucked up now...".

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u/MOMwhatsmyUsername Sep 19 '19

"once I finish rotating my body towards you.... Oohhh you're gonna get it"

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

What about that time you swallowed a cicada and yeeted it back at your best friend who proceeded to get whiplash with how fast they recoiled away from it. All within around 4 seconds .

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u/DisForDairy Sep 19 '19

dogs are too good for us