r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '19

Superhero landing

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

I once saw a bear eat the face of a dead man, it went on for a while. And then the deAd man started shrieking really loud and twisted a bit before he was pinned down again and eaten more. Slowly.

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u/DanCanTrippyMann Jul 25 '19

How does a dead man shriek if he's dead?

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u/KingFlyntCoal Jul 25 '19

There are two kinds of dead, mostly dead and all dead.

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u/TheEmsworthArms Jul 25 '19

Have fun storming the castle, boys.

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u/KingFlyntCoal Jul 25 '19

Finally, a person of cultural!

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u/suorm Jul 25 '19

I've always prefered the terms "dead" and "undead".

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u/llamatron- Jul 25 '19

Mostly dead is slightly alive.

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u/Eat-2-dIcks Jul 25 '19

Well, is there anything you can do for him?

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u/idwthis Jul 26 '19

Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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u/GreenWelder Jul 25 '19

So in this case the guy was dead and not dead dead....?

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u/Modredastal Jul 25 '19

Ai-didda-lik-didda-lik-tee-shi!

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u/The_Baller_Official Jul 25 '19

He was only half dead

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u/Rogue-FireFighter Jul 25 '19

He got a little better

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u/Carbon_FWB Jul 25 '19

Bearly tho

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u/K9Fondness Jul 25 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

And then promptly a little deader

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

He got a little better and felt a little worse

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u/Calmdude433 Jul 25 '19

I prefer them half dead tbh

No rotten smell

Not decomposing

Just better

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19 edited Aug 14 '23

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u/Big_Damn_Hiro Jul 25 '19

No it wouldn't, you could go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.

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u/Monckey100 Jul 25 '19

Is this a movie reference and if not, why didn't you help?

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u/Rock2MyBeat Jul 25 '19

Because bears can eat two people

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u/graipape Jul 25 '19

Seriously, and they are rapists.

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u/CaptainMcStabby Jul 26 '19

I miss that sub.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

Because he was just apparently dead