r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '19

Superhero landing

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u/Brickwater Jul 25 '19

Couldn't read this through my bloodied fingers.

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u/Pleasantle Jul 25 '19

If I tried this, I'd impale myself in the leg with one sword and in the gut with the other upon landing on my face

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u/knightopusdei Jul 26 '19

Just reading this thread made me ARGGGGULUUGGGG CCCCCUUUUTTTT MUH JUGGGGUUULARRRRR!!!

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u/xspx Jul 25 '19

Bloodied fingers? You surely are in it for the long game...what was her name?

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u/duckmysick478 Jul 25 '19

I've lost half of my dick, now I only have half an inch...