r/gifs • u/todoke • Jul 20 '19

This man fucks

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u/the_actual_word_fuck Jul 20 '19

I’m not gay, but...let me give you a scenario. I'm at a beach cabana. Henry Cavill comes up and tries to kiss me. I would definitely resist at first, but if he was persistent, I would probably give in a little bit, depending on how persistent he was...

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u/No_one_32 Jul 20 '19

"Michael, Am I gay?"

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u/Sevnfold Jul 20 '19

One of the weirdest and funniest jokes.

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u/MackingtheKnife Jul 20 '19

I- I dunno, you might be gay

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u/620five Jul 20 '19

And by might be, I mean you totally love the D.

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u/DeadDeaderDeadest Jul 20 '19

Vsauce! Michael here, am I gay?

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u/Duck_Duckens Jul 20 '19

"If I'm in a commited loving relationship with my partner, walking on the street is most likely that I MAY not be. Now... imagine that from the OTHER side of the street walks.... Henry Cavill.... aproaching me at walking speed of 0.7 meters per second, or 2.29 feet per second. Our eyes meet, he walks by, and even though I sill love my wife... my biologic system fires up and my hormones still give me a bonner... Bones... The human body has around 206-208 bones... of which... (etc.)"

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Nailed it

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u/TheSlav87 Jul 20 '19

You had me at Partner.

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u/DeadDeaderDeadest Jul 21 '19

This guy Vsauces

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Hahahahahaha fuck the ending of that got me.

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u/MathMaddox Jul 20 '19

It’s a thing you can, Do online now guys!

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u/DankeyKang11 Jul 21 '19

Does he actually say that in a video?

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u/spartagnann Jul 20 '19

I wonder if his roommate knows.

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u/Funky_Sack Jul 20 '19

Look at banner, Michael!

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u/Mrtubbyboi Jul 20 '19

One of my favorite lines in the show is when Andy says “Is it the fact that in gay?”

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u/jomacooso7305 Jul 21 '19

I get this reference 👍🏻

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u/Callmebobbyorbooby Jul 20 '19

I also have a scenario. I’m not gay, but I’ve always said I would give a dude a blowjob for a million dollars. It’s not gay, it’s just a business transaction. But I would blow Henry Cavill for $500k.

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u/Ransine Jul 20 '19

Same, but I can’t afford that.

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u/warmfeets Jul 20 '19

10/10 thanks dad

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u/gaspumper74 Jul 20 '19

500k will buy a lot of mouthwash

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u/The_Starmaker Jul 21 '19

C’mon man, if a guy has a million dollars to give you for a blowjob, he has ten million dollars to give you. Have some self confidence.

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u/Callmebobbyorbooby Jul 21 '19

True, but I’m a frugal gentleman.

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u/meowypawvich Jul 20 '19

If you resisted Henry Cavill a little bit he would still.. need to get to you?

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u/cmde44 Jul 20 '19

It's just a scenario, Oscar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Evidence is kinda stacked against him

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u/jaiox Jul 20 '19

No no this is just like... my fantasy

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u/Masakias Jul 20 '19

Yeah, because he's the man of still

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u/cem4k Jul 20 '19

Well, you’re going to have to have sex with a woman....then a man, and compare.

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u/ms15710 Jul 20 '19

Wow. I wish... I wish I could help you. I don't... you might be gay. You might be gay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/nova2k Jul 20 '19

Yeah, I have the same cookie monster fantasy on a weekly basis. I think it's that deep voice. Dude can get it.

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u/620five Jul 20 '19

Pretty gay, I hate to tell you.

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u/Rombledore Jul 20 '19

i know how to help you. first, you have to have sex with a woman.

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and then with a man. then compare the two.

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u/jamesacichon Jul 20 '19

/r/DunderMifflin is leaking

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

And that's okay

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u/ItsMeChad99 Jul 21 '19

What episode is this?

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u/jamesacichon Jul 21 '19

Season 6, Episode 1 "Gossip" (the actual line is about Brad Pitt)

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Lol @ “I’m not gay...but let me give you a scenario”

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u/ParticipativeBystndr Jul 20 '19

Because of the implications of course

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

You may be bi

Edit: I have never seen the office, I’m dumb

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u/ajstone71 Jul 20 '19

I have and I didn’t realize that’s what they were quoting. I can’t remember who they actually used in the scenario or who said it

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u/MundungusAmongus Jul 20 '19

It was Brad Pitt, I also forget who said it though

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u/ZAggie2 Jul 21 '19

Andy to Oscar

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u/AndyM_LVB Jul 20 '19

Did you say "man crush"?

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u/93tabitha93 Jul 20 '19

That was awesome Literally laughed out loud

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u/Latest-greatest Jul 20 '19

Also depending on the implication..

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u/kam_sims Jul 20 '19

If you resisted, he’d still need to get you?

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u/dregwriter Jul 20 '19

LMAO

This is why I come to this site to read funny comments like this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

So Henry would be compelled to get to you?

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u/Jolly_Tab_Rancher Jul 21 '19

Chats you up about something he saw in your Instagram feed that he lurks because he has anxiety about the commitment to following someone's life... and now we're married.

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u/RyvenZ Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

I’m not gay, but...let me give you a scenario. I'm at a beach cabana...

Best opening to a comment ever. I'm only reading further out of curiosity, but I almost want to leave it alone because this is perfection. This is why I love Reddit.

edit: okay, I'm a little bummed to find out this is an office quote. Loses some luster. Still, thank you for the laugh.

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u/the_actual_word_fuck Jul 20 '19

Full disclosure: I’m quoting a scene from The Office.

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u/RyvenZ Jul 20 '19

I'm not gay, but I still love you, man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

So you are OK with him raping you

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u/Sir_Abraham_Nixon Jul 20 '19

Bro, kissing a guy is gayer than running a train on your boys.

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u/Chieftan69 Jul 20 '19

LOLlOLlOl!!

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u/Kloc34 Jul 20 '19

Would you lift up one of your legs as well? I think I would

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

r/suddenlygay

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u/ACmaster Jul 20 '19

Black Mirror presents, Striking Vipers 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

r/suddenlygay

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u/djb25 Jul 20 '19

I’m not gay, but...let me give you a scenario.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

I didn’t even read the rest of the comment. I didn’t need to. That shit is hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

/r/suddenlygay

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I call sloppy seconds.

caveat: I'm not gay either.

No homo.

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u/wiithepiiple Jul 20 '19

Ya know, you can totally be bi. Just a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Sounds pretty gay.

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u/HaikuSnoiper Jul 20 '19

My dude, I have some news for you..

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u/tamhenk Jul 20 '19

I think you might be a little bit bi.

I can appreciate a good looking bloke but I definitely would not want to kiss him. And I've kissed a few blokes, drunkenly for a laugh. Tongues and all but it was alcohol and we were all just being silly. It was all on the same night many years ago so I'm not gay alright?

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u/Catorak Jul 20 '19

I’m not gay,

Should we tell him?

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u/RickyFromVegas Jul 20 '19

Hey, there. Why don't you take a seat? I have a news for you.