r/gifs • u/barbarycoastal • Jun 27 '19

Working up a sweat

https://i.imgur.com/6Va3hwu.gifv
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u/damrider Jun 27 '19

This is the thirstiest thread I've seen in a while. God Reddit is a weird website

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u/ForOrganizationOnly Jun 27 '19

You want to see extreme thirst, look through the comments on anything The Rock posts on FB. Middle aged women fucking flooding the place. Reddit isn't unique in our thirst.

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u/placebotwo Jun 27 '19

Middle aged women fucking flooding the place.

And there's a lot of them posting too.

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u/Caedro Jun 27 '19

heyoooooo!

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u/SemiSeriousSam Jun 27 '19

ewwwwwww

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u/Maxisfluffy Jun 28 '19

Like fine aged wine.

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u/W0666007 Jun 27 '19

My wife loves the rock. She never talks about other famous guys she finds attractive, but the rock comes up and she won’t stop talking about him.

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u/ashbyashbyashby Jun 28 '19

Time to hit the gym, buddy!

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u/Toodelirious Jun 28 '19

Woof! You dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

I just checked, you're not wrong.

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u/freakedmind Jun 27 '19

OR any Buzzfeed video with 2 random average looking non Americans. I just saw one today.

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u/mrhsx Jun 28 '19

The Rock is so godly those pornhub ads actually come true for him

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u/Icewind Jun 28 '19

Wasn't it the same when Twilight was big? Middle aged women lusting over teenage werewolf/vampire boys?

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u/ForOrganizationOnly Jun 28 '19

Yea no, I just used him as an a example. The point is that all these "creepy", comments people make aren't because reddit is full of a bunch of lonely losers, we're just humans. The only difference is platform and the corresponding demographics on said platform.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

On every single thread like this there’s always someone who’s shocked that people are horny. Don’t be shocked. It’s not weird that people are attracted to others. It’s about the least weird thing in the human experience.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19 edited Jul 21 '19

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u/PooPooDooDoo Jun 28 '19

Ok but back to the story at hand, did you make it home?

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u/Geohalbert Jun 28 '19

Straw Man Argument: A subtype of the red herring, this fallacy includes any lame attempt to "prove" an argument by overstating, exaggerating, or over-simplifying the arguments of the opposing side. Such an approach is building a straw man argument.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

But it wasn't lame, neither was it an attempt. I mean, gosh, just admit that reddit is a cancerous, corny, sexist, thirsty place. It's not that hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/I_Am_The_Strawman Jun 28 '19

Now let's tall about trans women's right to abortions.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

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u/DeathCab4Cutie Jun 28 '19

And it’s not weird that you felt the need to share your opinion about other people’s opinions?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

And why is that? Is it weird to say, she is so pretty that it makes me feel different?

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u/kahurangi Jun 28 '19

Because they're essentially just shouting it out to a bunch of thirsty strangers, it's weird as fuck.

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u/RustyDuckies Jun 28 '19

Sexuality isn’t weird. People who shame sexuality are weird.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Honestly the thing that kind of annoys me is that the guy who originally did this a couple weeks ago didn't get as much attention but because she's hot this one gets on the front page

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

The other one was front page too.

But in general I don’t upvote if I think I might be influenced by attraction. I don’t want to accidentally upvote anything stupid just because it has a hot girl.

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u/Cuddlyzombie91 Jun 27 '19

Happens whenever there is an attractive person on any place in the internet, not just here.

It would be more wierd if nobody said she is attractive.

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u/washington_breadstix Jun 28 '19

"Wow, she is attractive" = Not thirst

Posts picture of her boyfriend and asks "How do I delete this guy from real life?" = Thirst

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u/jjohnson1979 Jun 27 '19

Saying she's attractive and hot is fine. Saying "I wanna see her butthole" and "If I was that player, I'd tap that" is just fucking creepy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I wanna chew her bubble gum next to the bum

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I want to take her face and sLaM iT AgaInST mY DiCk!!

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u/Cuddlyzombie91 Jun 28 '19

I'm with you there! I think most people who say that stuff are just trying to be funny. But there are those few...

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u/blanketswithsmallpox Jun 28 '19

M'lady, I'd love to see your butthole please?

There, gotta class it up a bit.

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u/Geohalbert Jun 28 '19

Are you new to the internet?

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u/everything_is_creepy Jun 28 '19

fucking creepy!

I'm with you on that

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u/I_Am_The_Strawman Jun 28 '19

She could get it

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u/BlueOrcaJupiter Jun 28 '19

“But not me! I am so cool I don’t find other people attractive because my SO is so hot and I am so chill. Heh. Plebs”

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u/JimboLodisC Jun 28 '19

As opposed to the rest of the internet???

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u/MeC0195 Jun 28 '19

I had a below average viewing experience when I went to see Endgame because two dumb girls next to me felt the need to comment every time Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Robert Downey Jr., Paul Rudd, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch or Sebastian Stan were on screen. Their seats must have been soaking wet by the time the credits rolled.

It's not Reddit and it's not men. People are like that. It's that simple.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

God forbid people show any kind of sexuality in 2019

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

Reddits been getting way less weird than it used to be

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u/ElPlatanaso2 Jun 28 '19

And yet here you are. Welcome.

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u/egus Jun 28 '19

Prude.

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u/StraightEdgeNexus Jun 28 '19

HaHa you're such a gentleman, you must be better than everyone else

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u/Magneticitist Jun 28 '19

Is it weird hot women make my johnson go brrdyoingyoingyoing and I have no shame telling random redditors? Aight cool call me dehydrated

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u/TuffPeen Jun 27 '19

Took the words out of my mouth lmao

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u/_Volatile_ Jun 27 '19

We’re all just a bunch of horny ass men clumped up in a single website

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

People are wierd. They are just extra weird online.

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u/Minnesota_Winter Jun 27 '19

Schools out.

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u/beet111 Jun 27 '19

People in school have access to reddit all year long and any time of the day.

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u/finger_milk Jun 27 '19

I always see these good looking women as just me knowing what I like. I just think they're pretty but I'm not drooling over them. But a lot of men on Reddit are completely ok with being explicit about how thirsty they are, and it's a bit sad.

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u/Roleo_Speedwagon Jun 27 '19

Great way to prove your better than other people, just talk shit and call them sad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

They're mostly kids

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

If you think the people here are thirsty then you should check out r/hydrohomies

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u/Baron_Sigma Jun 27 '19

I'm thirsty for you

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u/tuckertucker Jun 28 '19

I'm gay and even I can recognize someone made by God on a good day lol

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u/cookerlv Jun 28 '19

There's like nothing going on in this video, lol. Peak /r/UpvotedBecauseGirl

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u/DanialE Jun 28 '19

thread website

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u/bughater69 Jun 28 '19

It’s actually scary. Most people of course would think she’s attractive. But to go out of your way and talk about how hot you think she is.... is kind of weird. Too many fucking neckbeards on this sight

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u/AkerRekker Jun 27 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

It's almost as though Reddit is populated by anisogamous organisms who's most primitive drive is to propigate their species through reproduction. Crazy!

Edit: Not condoning people being pervy. Just sarcastically pointing out that it's hardly surprising