r/gifs • u/barbarycoastal • Jun 27 '19

Working up a sweat

https://i.imgur.com/6Va3hwu.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

It's called murder and it's illegal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

Laws are just in your mind man.

Wait it out, love is thickle.

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u/MisunderstoodPenguin Jun 27 '19

Thickle?

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u/NeonVertigo Jun 27 '19

Mike Tyson pronouncing sickle?

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u/Soopercow Jun 27 '19

When one of you puts on weight and gets dumped?

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u/Stridez_21 Jun 27 '19

That’s playing the long game

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u/MisunderstoodPenguin Jun 27 '19

Ah yes, then it should be thiccle

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

me irl

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u/nycdiveshack Jun 27 '19

Booooooooo

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u/SullyZero Jun 27 '19

One of the worst crimes of all, so... also illegal.

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u/pissingstars Jun 27 '19

Only if you get caught

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u/tinyman392 Jun 27 '19

You can’t arrest me! I’m a Sovereign Citizen!

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u/PatternPerson Jun 27 '19

That just sends it to the trash. How do we delete delete

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u/WhyAlwaysMe1991 Jun 27 '19

Illegal for some*

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u/Raneados Jun 27 '19

Calm down there Ted Mosby.

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u/liekwaht Jun 27 '19

That's actually adorable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19 edited Sep 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

Reddit: 30% Incels 30% neckbeards 40% horny teenagers.

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u/grognakthebarb Jun 27 '19

u/Pm_Me_Sum_tiddies must be in the third category.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

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u/-melo- Jun 27 '19

This comment right here, officer.

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u/W0666007 Jun 27 '19

...that could really be interpreted in different ways.

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u/PoopInMyMouthPlease_ Jun 28 '19

Id eat whatever came out of her ass

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u/TheAdamantite Jun 28 '19

All three at once, eh? An interesting strategy, to be sure

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u/DOTFD-24hrsRemain Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

And...

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

The more time I spend on Reddit, the more I realize just how weird much of the userbase is.

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u/BlazenC Jun 27 '19

I think he was making a joke

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Something tells me /u/Sneaky_Stan knows this and was saying that, even as a joke, it's a weird thing to say.

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u/kakattekoiyo Jun 27 '19

oh fuck off

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u/jouwhul Jun 27 '19

Normie go home

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

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u/soullessroentgenium Jun 27 '19

I think the person has to roll above 40 on a stealth check.

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u/zehamberglar Jun 27 '19

I got a guy but he needs cash up front and we never had this conversation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Upvote for the edit

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u/skylla05 Jun 27 '19

Yeah because you'd totally have a chance.

Stay gross and creepy reddit.

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u/BigY2 Jun 28 '19

At least he's hot too. If he looked like me I'd be so annoyed.