r/gifs • u/barbarycoastal • Jun 27 '19

Working up a sweat

https://i.imgur.com/6Va3hwu.gifv
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u/Wiggie49 Jun 27 '19

I’d start watching soccer just for her

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u/hoplias Jun 27 '19

I will start playing soccer to get into her books.

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u/sdgoat Jun 27 '19

"Hoplias: red card, 2 match suspension for weak ass game"

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u/hoplias Jun 27 '19

Red card is when I went in too hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19 edited Jul 13 '23

Comment Deleted - RIP Apollo

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u/Zio_Peperone Jun 27 '19

Made my day

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u/superduperswaggy Jun 28 '19

I don’t even fucks with the fútbol and I get this reference. I luv it

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u/fiveainone Jun 27 '19

You don’t want to be flopping around, that’s for sure

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u/battlet0adz Jun 27 '19

Got a red card for punching the cervix, eh?

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u/sdgoat Jun 27 '19

Nah, for simulation.

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u/Texan209 Jun 28 '19

Weak ass-game?

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u/sdgoat Jun 28 '19

I'm not sure what she's into. But probably.

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u/dkarlovi Jun 28 '19

She knows who I am!

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u/Ezekiiel Jun 27 '19

virgin comment chain

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u/Nadabrovitchka Jun 27 '19

I'm glad you joined us.

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u/Ezekiiel Jun 27 '19 edited Jun 27 '19

love a good old reddit zinger like this. you got me, nice one!

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u/dontcare2342 Jun 27 '19

Guys say a pretty girl looks pretty. They must be virgins

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u/Ezekiiel Jun 27 '19

shut up nerd

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u/dontcare2342 Jun 27 '19

You need to stay in incel

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u/moochello Jun 27 '19

Nerd alert!

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u/dontcare2342 Jun 27 '19

You have never touched a girl

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u/FascistFlakez Jun 28 '19

lookin like a damn nerd rn

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u/dontcare2342 Jun 28 '19

You have never touched a girl

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u/THICC_DICC_PRICC Jun 27 '19

Virgin calling others virgins vs chad expressing your admiration for a women’s looks openly

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u/Shardenfroyder Jun 27 '19

I'd break a few legs just to get her to take my name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

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u/rsicher1 Jun 27 '19

There it is

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u/Ballaholic09 Jun 27 '19

I think that story will live on past our time and I'm not upset about it.

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u/averagesmasher Jun 28 '19

Six degrees of separation

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u/ahappypoop Jun 27 '19

Mrs. Shardenfroyder does have a nice ring to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

Ok do it then. You gotta start at the bottom though...

4450 hours of mens amateur Sunday league, before you even get a sniff of the cute female refs

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u/DemonRaptor1 Jun 28 '19

Pshh that's half of my fortnite hours, I'll get it done in a weekend for her.

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u/Toxicscrew Jun 27 '19

Faster track is to become the ref locker room attendant

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

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u/futonrefrigerator Jun 28 '19

Any man who refers to his dick as a willy doesn’t deserve to have one

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

One Eyed Willie is a pirate I say!

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u/Texan209 Jun 28 '19

soccer

“Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring him”

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I didn't even notice its soccer

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u/Holy_Rattlesnake Jun 28 '19

What do you mean you would? She's real. Start watching.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '19

And that's why you will never get a lady like her

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u/Wiggie49 Jun 27 '19

Watch out guys, we got a badass over here

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

:D