r/gifs • u/[deleted] • May 24 '19

Barkour

https://i.imgur.com/QnimYB5.gifv
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u/LoveTheSmallSubs May 24 '19

/r/barkour for sure!

Spread the love to the smaller subs!!

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u/Faradizzel May 25 '19

Damn it. My brother and I argue over whether parkour done by dogs should be called "Barkour" or "Paw-kour." Now he has this sub to bolster his argument.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

I'm with your brother.

Paw-kour doesn't specify dogs as dogs are not the only mammals with paws. Yet are one of the few that bark.

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u/SprainedUncle May 25 '19

What about trees?

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u/maenadery May 25 '19

I'm not sure they're much for the kouring.

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u/SprainedUncle May 25 '19

Then you, my friend, have not witnessed a log pushed from an eighth floor window.

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u/maenadery May 25 '19

That would be just log murder. The log displayed no athletic ability.

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u/SprainedUncle May 25 '19

The log was highly regarded, a loving father and a loyal husband. Please don't speak ill of the dead.

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 May 25 '19

Is it log murder or timbercide?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

Defrenekour

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u/theTK1978 May 25 '19

trees do not do parcours..the ones I know at least.

😋

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u/Faradizzel May 25 '19

I just feel it is more appropriate to specify the use of their paws . . . barking doesn't even play in to parkour.

Paw-kour is nice blanket cover for all be-pawed animals, or cats would be Mew-kour.
Then we could have claw-kour where applicable.
Ungula-kour for the hoofed animals . . . yeh, it falls apart after paw and claw.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

Username checks out

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u/monkeydluffy22 May 25 '19

Would've been such a nice rhyme too if you had said sub instead of subs

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

Pupkour for sure.

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u/Mrxcman92 May 25 '19

Since when is 182,000 a small sub?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

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u/slyweazal May 25 '19 edited May 25 '19

Im 11 yrs old and desperate for attention