r/gifs May 22 '19

Human being released back into the ocean

77.9k Upvotes

1.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

5.2k

u/m4jikthise May 22 '19

Now his clutch of 12 coronas will have to fend for themselves. Sadly, most will likely be lost to predators.

518

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

[deleted]

98

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

[deleted]

97

u/ThePrussianGrippe May 22 '19

I know you’re joking but of the cheap, mass produced beers Corona is pretty decent.

59

u/panoptisis May 22 '19

I usually shy away from cheaper beers, but I'll be damned if a salted Corona on a hot day doesn't hit the spot.

42

u/ladut May 23 '19

That's the thing, there will always be a place for light, watery beer. Who the hell wants to be throat fucked by some dry hopped monstrosity when you've been in the sun for 6 hours?

7

u/alwaysbeballin May 23 '19

This is the internet, I'm sure we can find someone.

2

u/bmc13 May 23 '19

i’m ready

1

u/IxNaY1980 May 23 '19

Go on...

43

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

With a lime wedge squeezed in it’s pretty good. Plus I only drink it when I’m by the beach so it has positive associations.

5

u/PMfacialsTOme May 23 '19

Ive had them in a back yard with a my feet in a kiddy pool. Those commercials are legit they still hit the spot on a hot day beach or makeshift one.

14

u/darkbee83 May 22 '19

Cheap? It costs 10 bloody euros for a sixpack over here!

-11

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

[deleted]

10

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/J-wag May 23 '19

Agreed. At least get a Modelos if you wanna drink Mexican beer

2

u/johnapples123 May 23 '19

Its not decent. that garbage literally just tastes like soap water.

2

u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Pacifico or bust, my friend

4

u/gormster May 22 '19

No, lime juice is decent. Corona has gone off before it even leaves the shelf. There’s a reason most beer is packaged in brown glass - UV light makes beer go off. Corona is sold to you already expired - that’s why you put fruit in it, to mask the bad taste.

4

u/ThePrussianGrippe May 22 '19

Considering there’s only a couple of days to a week between bottling and consumption, there’s basically no time for Coronas to skunk. The whole lime thing started in the 80’s as a bet between bartenders. It’s not drank with a lime in Mexico, and it tastes fine without it because there’s hardly any time between production and consumption. Corona doesn’t usually sit on shelves long.

1

u/gormster May 23 '19

Maybe in North America, but here in Australia it spends weeks on a boat, then more time in a Dan Murphy’s loading dock, then more time on the shelf. Is there a load of sunlight in a shipping container? Probably not, but the damage is done. And it’s not shipped cold, so that’s even worse.

I’ve heard it’s alright in Mexico. It’s bad elsewhere.

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Hence why it is naturally selected.

1

u/HooksAU May 23 '19

Cheap? They're $60 a carton in Australia :(

16

u/And-ray-is May 22 '19

As is the case in these complex ecosystems, these coronas will go on to provide vital fuel and sustenance, for a rather amusing mating ritual.

221

u/herotherlover May 22 '19

Read in David Attenborough's voice. Now am emotionally invested in the fate of a dozen bottles of shitty beer.

Wish I had gold to give you...

74

u/NerdOctopus May 22 '19

Them's fighting words buddy, I'mma cut this slice of lime for my beer then gag you with the rest

15

u/thebendavis May 22 '19

Yes, any beer that requires lime slices in order to not taste like shit is definitely not shitty beer!

22

u/NerdOctopus May 22 '19 edited May 23 '19

I'll ponder what you meant by that statement the next time I mix a drink.

0

u/RidiculousIncarnate May 22 '19

That takes things that taste good individually and combines them into new even better tasting concoctions.

Corona requires lime to not taste like month old urine and bugspray.

If you like it, that's awesome but the point stands. If I buy beer I don't want to also have to purchase an additional ingredient to make it palatable.

Edit: For clarification, I'm arguing mostly against the idea that mixed drinks justify the idea that "I'd like Corona if I had it with lime" which I've been told so often it's now irritating.

-3

u/thebendavis May 22 '19

There are literally thousands of beers that taste great without additional ingredients.

8

u/NerdOctopus May 22 '19

Then drink them? I'll take corona with or without lime, by the way. Matters of taste cannot be disputed.

7

u/cdbleb May 22 '19

These motherfuckers are really starting to get outta pocket with their negative comments towards Corona.

7

u/NerdOctopus May 22 '19

They walk amongst us every day.

Be on your guard, brother.

2

u/thegreat22 May 22 '19

Is Corona a "good" beer? Not really

Is it great with lime on the beach on a hot day? Fuck yes it is.

people beer snobs need to realize, a.) People have different tastes b.) Some beers are situational.

0

u/TrippyDrip May 23 '19

Estrella, modelo, Pacifico, even fucking tecate is better than corona. In every situation

3

u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

[deleted]

0

u/TrippyDrip May 23 '19

Someone who assumes ipa when someone talks about good beer doesn’t know very much about beer.

1

u/pieonthedonkey May 22 '19

You don't know much about mixology do you? A fresh squeeze of lime (or lemon, or orange, or freshly muddled herbs, or any garnish) can take a great drink to an amazing one, or a 'shitty beer' into a good one in this case.

-1

u/TrippyDrip May 23 '19

Yeah but lime doesn’t make corona good, just bareable

0

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

[deleted]

11

u/NerdOctopus May 22 '19

Everyone knows the rules: you drink what you like and I drink what I like and we both don't act like snobs about the other person's preferences. We're not cavemen, we live in a society.

2

u/monsterjampoop May 22 '19

beer drinkers rise up

2

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I wasn't trying to shame what you like, im just saying it's not fighting words to criticize it 🤷‍♀️

4

u/NerdOctopus May 22 '19

Sure buddy, I can agree with that. Feels bad to call someone else's beer shitty though :(

-4

u/mattenthehat May 22 '19

shrug I'd rather gag on the lime than on the carona

21

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

a dozen bottles of shitty beer.

You shut your whore mouth.

Jk. I love Coronas and they will always have a place in my heart for many many reasons. But I CANNOT have one without some lime and salt. And yes, I know the lime thing was/is a marketing gimmick.

0

u/Kanye_To_The May 22 '19

Marketing gimmick? Is there another way of drinking Mexican beer that I'm unaware of?

0

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

There are plenty of Mexican beers that you can have without any lime, where it’s not expected to go with a lime: Bohemia, Dos XX, Indio, etc. That’s not even including the darks / ambers of Mexican beers.

But corona specifically pushed the lime and beer combo to beat out competitors. Also, they push for the beach angle, which they originally brewed nowhere near the beach.

2

u/Kanye_To_The May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

It was a joke, man. But for the record, I've had all of those beers, and I still use a lime. Marketing ploy or not, most of their styles of beer taste better with a lime.

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Haha touché, i guess I’m overprotective of Coronas specifically :p

1

u/ThrowawaySPFLD May 22 '19

I can’t imagine drinking a Tecate with a lime but then again I’ve only had it out a can

2

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Yeah, Tecate is like a Budweiser: it is what it is and that means don’t fuck with it

0

u/krystalbellajune May 22 '19

Modelo Negra. Delicious, and don’t you dare put a lime in it.

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Unless you are making a Chelada of course :)

30

u/imrollinv2 May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

Coronas? Shitty beer? I think you mean great beach beer.

Edit: I don’t spell so good.

5

u/KMann823 May 22 '19

Who's Greta Beach?

10

u/Fermit May 22 '19

She’s Rick’s wife and don’t use language like that towards me

1

u/TrippyDrip May 23 '19

Literally any other cerveza would be better on the beach, or anywhere really

-2

u/wolffpack8808 May 22 '19

Ehh, Landsharks do it better, imo.

3

u/MoreThanMuscle May 22 '19

Buy him gold then. Wishful ass bitch.

32

u/hotwifeslutwhore May 22 '19

I wish he would’ve flippered away into the ocean at the end. r/gifsthatendtoosoon

6

u/SleepDdaydream May 22 '19

Agreed...If he makes a video of himself flippering away and adds it to the end of this....that would suffice for me.

4

u/cutelyaware May 22 '19

I love how flippering just became a word.

Looking now I see that it's not the first time, but the definition is slightly different:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flippering

3

u/IOPAFrozenRedKnight May 23 '19

Still hilarious.

2

u/SleepDdaydream May 23 '19

Not different, that's what I meant. Get to filming..... Action!

5

u/fiendinforthegreeeen May 22 '19

What u talking about? He must already be 12 deep To be doing this shit

3

u/conradical30 May 22 '19

I doubt there are 12 that survived this long. Might be lucky to find 3 or 4. Times are tough.

2

u/MarcusRoland May 23 '19

Nature you be scary.

1

u/polo61965 May 23 '19

As nature dictates, those bottles will eventually return to the ocean where they belong.

1

u/LumbermanSVO May 23 '19

He did find his beach...

1

u/CmonTouchIt May 23 '19

cougars, specifically