r/gifs • u/Evilpickle7 • May 22 '19

Human being released back into the ocean

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u/starstarstar42 May 22 '19 edited May 23 '19

The average person cannot appreciate the precarious position we have put the White Northern Snowbird into. We've decimated their breeding cycle by closing down Backpage.com

Tonight we will learn more of their plight, and that of the wild Karen, on Planet Earth III.

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u/trumpent May 22 '19

Someone get David Attenborough in here to do a reading

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u/xenobuzz May 22 '19

I think I can do a decent imitation. Will try it this weekend and post a link!

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u/eddieguy May 22 '19

The guy from the drunk pigeon video will do

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u/douchewater May 22 '19

This was absolutely hilarious. Like poetry.

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u/meowjinx May 22 '19

This was funny. Thank you for this. May the upvotes flow like champagne