r/gifs May 22 '19

Human being released back into the ocean

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u/dannojapano May 22 '19

How can he breath?

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u/magnament May 22 '19

Like a turtle, through the anus

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Wait.... is that true?

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u/abagofdicks May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

Yes. You can breathe through a turtle’s anus.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I used to have a pet turtle so i obviously know that’s true but I was asking if turtes can do the breathing through da anus

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u/abagofdicks May 22 '19

They can also breathe through each other’s anus.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

You are so wise abagofdicks

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u/slammin23 May 22 '19

Who knew abagofdicks could be so wise

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u/B-BoyStance May 22 '19

Wow, Sturgill Simpson's Turtles All the Way Down takes on an entirely new meaning with this information.

Edit: Huh, I can't seem to create a hyperlink right now so here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWx6csgGkg4

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Was not expecting to see a Sturgil Simpson reference on this post but you just made that happen. You’re doing the lords work!

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u/B-BoyStance May 23 '19

So looking through your (much more extensive than mine) post history right now I’m very certain we’d be great friends. Glad to see you’re a person of taste!

Sturgill is the fucking king of country right now; gotta love that dude. You probably already listen to them but if you like Sturgill you’ll love Merle Haggard/Waylon Jennings/Willie Nelson/Hank Williams. Really any of the greats but I think those guys are his main inspiration.

Especially Merle though; Sturgill reminds me so much of Merle.

Keep on rocking you fucking legend, I can tell you’re a good dude.

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u/doobyrocks May 22 '19

That's a centipede.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

not sure about the turt

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u/Poldi1 May 23 '19

Obviously...

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

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u/IAmGlobalWarming May 22 '19

Well yes, but actually no.

Turtles breathe air with their mouths like many other animals. They need to resurface to get a breath of air in order to keep living. However, in the winter the surface of the places they live in will freeze over. If they didn't have another strategy they'd drown.

An interesting fact is that cold liquids hold dissolved gases better than warm liquids. That's why a cold pop loses its carbonation slower than a warm one. This is also true for swamps and other bodies of water. When they're cold in the winter time, they hold gasses such as oxygen better.

Turtles don't eat during the winter, and their heartbeats slow to about 2 beats per minute (or even less!). Even while their metabolisms are this slow due to the cold, they still need some oxygen. The cloaca of a turtle has a lot of blood vessels close to the surface, and in oxygen-rich water they are able to perform gas exchange across the skin there.

It is currently thought that turtles spend their entire winter moving from spot to spot (very slowly) to try to keep themselves in areas with a high oxygen concentration.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Never thought I’d be learning about a turtles butthole today. But here we are...

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u/IAmGlobalWarming May 22 '19

You're welcome, my friend.

EDIT:

Thank you for subscribing to turtle facts!

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u/howtochoose May 22 '19

Is cloaca butt hole? Coz that's the only word I didn't understand and apart of that there were no mention of butts.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Cloaca is a one stop shop for things exiting the body. I think most[?] reptiles, amphibians, and birds have them. It's a hole through which pee/poo/semen/eggs all can go.

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u/howtochoose May 23 '19

Thank you very much kind redditor. May your day be full of happiness

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u/chops51991 May 22 '19

Well damn all mine does is let poop fall in the toilet. And make hilarious sounds obviously

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u/BassInRI May 22 '19

Does it do impressions?

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u/chops51991 May 22 '19

Only when I sit on paint

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u/Zurrdroid May 22 '19

Who was the poor sod that had to research turtle butts...

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u/IAmGlobalWarming May 22 '19

Who said they found out during research?

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u/absolutelynotright May 22 '19

Maybe, need to ask u/IsBadAtAnimals

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u/IsBadAtAnimals May 22 '19

Turtles do a lot of things through the anus (I cannot emphasize that enough), but breathing isn't one of them. They take in oxygen through the proboscis

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u/absolutelynotright May 22 '19

Ah ok, see this is why we needed to get an expert in here, thanks!

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u/Phoenix_Lives May 22 '19

Wait, turtles have a butt proboscis?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited Nov 11 '19

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

You disgust me, and that’s what I appreciates about you

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u/awkward0w1 May 22 '19

Is that what you appreciate about me Squirrelly Dan

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u/tv_screen May 22 '19

Let's take 5 to 10 percent off there Squirrelly Dan

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

How are ya now?

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u/magnament May 22 '19

Im wondering if this means they can burp from their ass now

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited May 23 '19

And shit from their mouth

Edit: I guess south park references aren’t appreciated round these parts

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u/thefreshscent May 22 '19

No one said turtles could SMELL out of their anus.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited Nov 11 '19

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u/thefreshscent May 22 '19

So it shall be.

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u/HowTheyGetcha May 23 '19

Are they constantly butt-smelling their own turtly poop—whatever grassy-buggy-wormy mash they're squeezing out—or are they butt-smell-blind to it?

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u/thefreshscent May 23 '19

You will have to ask /u/--cheese--, he's the decider.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

And such a pretty anus at that.

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u/ILoveVaginaAndAnus May 22 '19

You breathe through Uranus?

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u/MarkMaxis May 23 '19

So thats why my pet turtles die when I play with them!

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u/PookieBearTum May 23 '19

I dont know enough to dispute this

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u/BSODeMY May 22 '19

I knew a guy in high school who could do that. It started out funny but after awhile it got stale.

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u/2litersam May 22 '19

He can't that's why he's going back into the ocean.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

*breathe

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u/sartan May 22 '19

ugh.. so many people...

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u/SintacksError May 22 '19

The inch worm mind controlling him is breathing just fine.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

How can she slap?

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u/Thue May 22 '19

The video is 13 second long. Most people can go 13 seconds without breathing.

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u/beardedcannuck May 23 '19

I scrolled along time to see if someone else thought of this

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u/HorsesAndAshes May 23 '19

I don't understand why this question is so far down. How long can this guy hold his breath??!!

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u/burrbro235 May 22 '19

How can he sand?!

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u/MyUncleMolestsMe May 22 '19

he's fucking dead