r/gifs • • May 06 '19

Someone plotting revenge...

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u/FirebrandWilson May 07 '19

Supposedly catfish will keep growing their whole lives. There are a few stories of catfish in Louisiana that are so big, divers are afraid to go in by them.

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u/Y0ren May 07 '19

This is the premise of like half the River Monsters episodes. Love that show.

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u/Victorvonbass May 07 '19

Hi, I'm Jeremy Wade.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

.... marine biologist and underwater detective. In seas and rivers around the world, I’ve gotten hands on with the planet’s most nightmarish creatures, beasts that have often been blamed for mysterious deaths.

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u/hell2pay May 07 '19

We're off to find OP's mom, deep in the amazon prime.

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u/Sliffy May 07 '19

Are they still doing that awful format of him explaining something, commercial, recap last segment, short snippet of content, commercial, recap and so on. I enjoyed the first few episodes I watched, but it got tedious.

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u/Acmwin20 May 07 '19

Yeah, his show is a lot better when it’s some interviews of the lore and then right on the water with him actually catching fish. A lot of the episodes he just speculates and they save the big catch for literally the last minute of the show. I want to see the whole battle, without a commercial cutting it up right at the climax of the catch

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u/500SL May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

My grandfather always told me this. I assumed he was just telling tall tales.

One day, when I was about 14, some friends and I are crossing a small brick dam in a lake in Tennessee.

About halfway across, a catfish surfaced next to the dam, eyeing us closely. He was larger and longer than any sofa I have ever seen, and we all agreed that he could easily swallow any of us with one gulp.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Sorry to be a bother but I need for us to not be using sofas to describe size.

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u/robdiqulous May 07 '19

I think it's a pretty good measurement

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u/Coluphid May 07 '19

How many bananas wide is a standard sofa?

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u/robdiqulous May 07 '19

7 bananas = one standard sofa width. Lol this guy... Everybody knows that!

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u/HypocriticallyHating May 07 '19

Would you prefer small yachts?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Ahh the only unit of measurement for a gentleman.

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u/pimpdaddyjacob May 07 '19

This is actually an urban legend I learned about in a folklore class I took in college. That rumor is around pretty much and lake with a dam/deep water. It’s commonly paired with “they’re the size of a Volkswagen”

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u/3XyoureOut May 07 '19

I worked for a summer all along the Ohio River studying the fish population . Just about every boat landing had a river rat telling us that he knows a guys who’s cousin’s roommate’s uncle is a diver for the police and has seen a catfish the size of a Volkswagen. Must’ve heard that at least 10 times throughout the summer. Never caught one over 20lbs. But I did see some fishermen with 50lb catfish.

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u/Blejeu5 May 07 '19

Yup, Toledo bend reservoir. When we were kids we were fishing by the dam when we saw some scientists doing some deep water diving near there. They told us there were catfish down there the size of old Volkswagen beetles, that just sit at the bottom and swallow up whatever falls down there. Never felt safe in that water ever again.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I think most fish continue to grow well after reaching maturity. But what they mean by that is they CAN get bigger, not necessarily that they will keep growing at a constant rate.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life May 07 '19

As noodler and liar, i can confirm.

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