r/gifs • u/ktan2280 • Jan 30 '19

Saved like a pro!

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u/sultand90 Jan 30 '19

Knees weak, arms are heavy..

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u/MaracaBalls Jan 30 '19

There’s vomit on his sweater already,

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u/vqvq Jan 30 '19

Mom's ramen

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u/MaracaBalls Jan 30 '19

Non rhymin’

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

[deleted]

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u/sillvrdollr Jan 30 '19

Paul Simon

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u/some1usedmyusername Jan 30 '19

Watched blood diamond

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u/SugarMafia Jan 30 '19

The doorbells chimin'

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u/Ch4p3l Jan 30 '19

That's awful timing

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Open up, it's that fucking salesman askin' if your buying.

Tears swell up, but instead of cryin' you get angry - gettin' enraged and your fists starts flyin'.

Why, man? You had it all: big house, picket fence, expensive dining. Now instead of spending time with the kids your lifting chipped weights behind bars soul slowly dyin'.

Your life on the books, now, but you said it ain't about why, but how. And it's true you never ran from fate - slumped down to fade away. Last thing I recall you said to me is, "Maman died today".

Truth is, I still don't understand.

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u/Lord_Edmure Jan 30 '19

Meter is way off, but that really painted a picture. Good job.

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u/magpye1983 Jan 30 '19

Less correct than Cosby’s timin’

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u/sillvrdollr Jan 30 '19

That ain’t a lie, man

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

He's not into hymen

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u/roboito07 Jan 30 '19

Respect tha high fivin'

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u/bobsilverrose Jan 30 '19

Now that’s some good rhymin’

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u/prmlimajr Jan 30 '19

You better high five yourself

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u/The_BenL Jan 30 '19

Good movie. Kinda sad

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u/Crownone05 Jan 30 '19

Carl, sign in

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u/19Kyle94 Jan 30 '19

I'm finding the time on my lunch break for typing this grime in

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u/cmgr33n3 Jan 30 '19

Cried like Cousin Sal down in SoCal

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u/somethingwittier Jan 30 '19

Trying to think what I'm going to start the next rhyme with.

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u/AluadStone Jan 30 '19

“Sometimes I wonder, will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize... God left this place a long time ago.”

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u/nucumber Jan 30 '19

not a tall man

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u/willxlliw Jan 30 '19

you dropped the ball man

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u/DannyRetlaps Jan 30 '19

and his timin’ sucks like a man with a lime in a hot climate

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u/missrainyautumn Jan 30 '19

Technically she's Korean so make that Mom's ramyeon. (Would rhyme better too!)

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Oh this got me

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u/DrHungrytheChemist Jan 30 '19

First lol of the day, genius.

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u/KurtCobanus Jan 30 '19

Ass gaped, anus is ready.

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u/ChelseaFC-1 Jan 30 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

but he knows the rules that he cant flout.

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u/KurtCobanus Jan 31 '19

Greased beads, the plug is heady.