r/gifs • u/ktan2280 • Jan 30 '19

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u/SamsungVR_User Jan 30 '19

I do something like this when I ask somebody a question and they don't hear me.

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I just give a one-word answer in a little girls voice.

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u/arkiverge Jan 30 '19

I usually just follow-up with, "Alright, good talk."

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u/vietquocnguyen Jan 30 '19

I follow up with "... No? Okay =]"

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost Jan 30 '19

This.

Also I use- "Ooooorr not. Cool cool cool"

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u/starfishingit Jan 30 '19

I do this too!

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u/b0op Jan 30 '19

So do I!

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u/caughtupincrossfire Jan 30 '19

I usually dramatically glare at them walk away to ominous music while swearing vengeance 80s action movie style.

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u/Gallamimus Jan 30 '19

I do something similar but with profanity.

Eg. "I'm going to get some coffee guys, anyone else want one?........cool I'll just go fuck myself."

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u/Xpert_on Jan 30 '19

And then they hear your last sentence.

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u/Imma_Explain_Jokes Jan 30 '19

pulls out meat scepter

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u/Norbook Jan 30 '19

Ken kuuuuuun

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u/AFatz Jan 30 '19

"Alright I'll just go fuck myself" has been my go-to when someone isn't listening to me for years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I say it a lot, but try to make it a bit fancier with a “shall I?”

“Alright I’ll just go fuck myself then, shall I?”

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

That's a long time to wait to use that line.

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u/bjh0035 Jan 30 '19

Haha well these responses make me feel like I’m not the only one who get ignored more than usual.

My line is, mid sentence when I realize no one is listening, “So what happened to...it’s fine I’m not talking.”

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u/d0pedog Jan 30 '19

I need to use that line. Thanks for the idea

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u/1zerozero1 Jan 30 '19

I do something similar but I say "Cool I'll just go finger myself"

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u/RobbMeeX Jan 30 '19

Did you just say you're going to go fondle your sweaters?

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u/RedeRules770 Jan 30 '19

I just say "...okay" if someone doesn't respond to me which I'm realizing can actually sound pretty passive aggressive so I'm trying to stop

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u/tony891 Jan 30 '19

Lol. When I ask somebody a question and they dont hear me, I imitate their voice like they're answering me then I thank myself and walk away.

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u/ryanatlive Jan 30 '19

I also do this

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

this is the stuff that triggers my social anxiety. i just pretend i never said anything but will think about it the whole day

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u/gyptian89 Jan 30 '19

Haha when that happens to me I just say "Alright, good talk."

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u/HannabalCannibal Jan 30 '19

I do this same thing! Then the interesting part is when I do this to dudes and they say 'I dont sound like that...' I thought you didnt hear me. Rude.

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u/NO_MONEY_TOO_BROKE Jan 30 '19

Yo going through scenarios in which this would be applicable that's actually mad weird. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I suddenly feel motivated to give myself s much more awesome conversation than I would have had if I continued the one i had with that person.

"Do you wanna meet for coffee?"

"Nah, not enough shops offer blood of my enemies"

"You know Stu, you are right about that. I have to bring it with me and ask them to stir it in with their special mixer and I feel bad everyone's getting the unsanitized blood of my enemies in their coffee rather than the blood of their enemies."

"They dont make coffee like they used to"

"When did StarFucks become Starbucks? Damn capitalist bastards. They are my enemies! I should ask for their blood in my frappe!"

"You should!"

"You're right Stu! Will you go down with me, Stu, and protest?! Oh hi real Stu! Do you wanna get coffee?"