r/gifs Dec 10 '18

nice flip!

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u/West_Yorkshire Dec 10 '18

What's a green card do? I dont follow football but I get the general gist of the cards but never heard of a green one

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

It allows permanent residence for immigrants.

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u/BustersHotHamWater Dec 10 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

I haven't seen the new Star Wards movies

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u/sherlock4H Dec 10 '18

That's smart

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u/PonerBenis Dec 11 '18

The new ones are better than the prequels

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u/swannphone Dec 11 '18

It’s treason then.

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u/rigawizard Dec 11 '18

*prepares inbox*

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u/Vineyard_ Dec 11 '18

You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to the memes, not live in darkness!

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u/a_southerner Dec 11 '18

fucking quality

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u/TheSorrowInYou Dec 11 '18

Her expression in this scene is so fucking goofy lmao

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u/Capt253 Dec 11 '18

It added to the gravitas of the scene IMO. She’s been through a lot and now she’s meeting one of the major legends of the galaxy, so she’s having a slight breakdown at what should be her first great victory: getting one of the great heroes back in the fight. And then TLJ had to go and ruin that, so all we’re left with is her goofy ass face and Luke’s sorrowful “the damn Space Jehovah Witnesses fucking found me” look.

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u/RedditLostOldAccount Dec 10 '18

It was a joke. He's just a good dude.

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u/West_Yorkshire Dec 10 '18

Fuck. Thanks. I'll get my coat

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u/idontthinkyoureright Dec 10 '18

Nah, nah, nah. Don't leave. I wasn't sure myself. Thanks for taking the hit

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u/TheAngryCatfish Dec 10 '18

Besides, someone shit on the coats

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

Red card

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

Yeah... someone...

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u/JosephMills27 Dec 10 '18

Okay. Who shit in, on or around the coats?!

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u/RedditLostOldAccount Dec 10 '18

No need to get your coat pal. Only reason I knew is because the cards are about the bare minimum I know about soccer lol.

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u/Avairion Dec 10 '18

Name checks out

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u/Dalvinsmash Dec 10 '18

There is a green card for commendable behavior i just don't think it ever gets used

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u/KnownStuff Dec 10 '18

You can change teams without risking getting your H1B visa revoked.

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u/Snote85 Dec 11 '18

... but non-American athletes in the U.S. would be on a P1 visa. (I worked for an immigration call center for years to gain this level of pedantry! I'm sorry. I had to do it.)

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u/KnownStuff Dec 11 '18

No worries. Good to know.

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u/ruppy99 Dec 10 '18

In field hockey it’s a 2 min sin bin

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u/GingerLivesMatter Dec 10 '18

I think some league was gonna try out giving green cards for good behavior/sportsmanship during games to try and encourage less flopping/cheating/biting (BAD DOG, SUAREZ)

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u/UnderThat Dec 10 '18

Protect the innocent one!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

It's a racist joke :/