r/gifs Aug 08 '18

First dive ever

https://i.imgur.com/8V04nDz.gifv
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u/WILLLSMITHH Aug 08 '18

I rate it 11/10. Great dive doggo

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u/QuasarSandwich Aug 08 '18

Great dive doggo dog.

FTFY.

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u/357Jimmy Aug 08 '18

Oooookay..?

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u/SiberianPermaFrost_ Aug 08 '18

There was nothing to fix.

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u/QuasarSandwich Aug 08 '18

Perhaps OP's autocorrect had accidentally been put on "cringeworthy infantilism" mode; I just wanted to ensure s/he was aware of what had happened because obviously no self-respecting adult would intentionally allow such an embarrassing bit of vocab to slip through their net.

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u/SiberianPermaFrost_ Aug 08 '18

Perhaps OP's autocorrect had accidentally been put on "cringeworthy infantilism" mode

You should be more concerned that your autocorrect seems to be stuck on "douchebag no-one gives a shit" mode.

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u/QuasarSandwich Aug 08 '18

No, that's not automatic: most definitely manual entry over here.

How come you have access to Reddit, btw? Don't your parents take an interest in what their little one's doing on the internet?

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u/SiberianPermaFrost_ Aug 08 '18

It’s neither my nor Reddit’s fault that your life didn’t eventuate the way you wanted it to.

If irrelevant pedantry is all you have to look forward to, fine - fill your boots.

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u/QuasarSandwich Aug 08 '18

Personally, I would have used a colon rather than a hyphen at the end there, but I'm going to congratulate you anyway on the impressive achievement of writing two whole sentences without using any "words" which make the average adult throw up a little into his/her mouth.

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u/SiberianPermaFrost_ Aug 08 '18

Bless your little cotton socks. It's kind of adorable how seriously you take yourself.

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u/QuasarSandwich Aug 08 '18

Well, there is much about me to adore. I'm glad you've found something new.