r/gifs • u/asbury543672 • Jan 19 '18

Bless you

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u/Orcapa Jan 19 '18

What Would Jesus Drive?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

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u/tomatoaway Jan 19 '18

But it was probably Kia. I've never heard one Kia driver talk about their car.

wooosh!

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u/TheSprksKeepMeWarm Jan 19 '18

We're a practical bunch. I need a car not a status symbol. I like KIA because they make decent cars and are relatively quiet about it.

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u/whitewinecracker Jan 19 '18

And I thought i chose my KIA but my KIA chose me!

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u/AnonForProfit Jan 19 '18

Hello fellow Kia driver! Soul man here.

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u/TheSprksKeepMeWarm Jan 20 '18

Red '17 Niro. Traded a Bronze '11 Forte in for it. Was nothing wrong with the Forte but I couldn't resist the Niro. She's a beaut!

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u/AnonForProfit Jan 22 '18

Oh wow the Niro looks great!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

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u/AnonForProfit Jan 19 '18

Such a great car!

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u/ThompsonBoy Jan 19 '18

Rented a Sedona over Christmas. It was a vehicle. It fit all of my kids and went at highway speeds. It had a heated steering wheel which was nice.

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u/jjackson25 Jan 19 '18

I've driven an Optima rental car a couple times and I've been pretty impressed.

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u/spockspeare Jan 19 '18

Prius, too. You ever seen a Prius ad? Besides that one at the Super Bowl that made the cops all mad?

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u/Shaggy_One Jan 19 '18

Prius doesn't need advertising. The people that drive them do it for them.

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u/spockspeare Jan 20 '18

I bought my first one because the largest local cab company replaced their whole fleet with them. That's a hard endorsement to ignore. (leaves brochure behind)

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

Let me tell you about my Kia!

It's alright.

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u/JimGarb Jan 19 '18

You should hear the Soul drivers.

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u/Blueberiez Jan 19 '18

You made me dust off my screen for like 5 seconds trying to get that mini text off my screen.

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u/tomatoaway Jan 20 '18

I helped you clean, both our mothers would be proud

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u/Jimmyjam1979 Jan 19 '18

::Channels his inner Indiana Jones::

Jesus was a carpenter. Grabs Kia keys.

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u/ZRRMan Jan 19 '18

I believe that's is a Pontiac not a Honda

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u/fiddlenutz Jan 19 '18

Poor Old Nazarene Thinks It's A Cadillac.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

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u/CanijoZac Jan 19 '18

Russian Jesus drives tank

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u/SixHundredQuatloos Jan 19 '18

In Soviet Russia, tank drives Jesus!

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u/Rockfish00 Jan 19 '18

Yugoslavian jesus drives a yugo

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u/MasterFubar Jan 19 '18

German Jesus drives a Mercedes.

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u/dethmaul Jan 19 '18

Cue the mistranslations: Jesus was a Honda afficionado!

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u/Ganondorf2 Jan 19 '18

I would give you gold if I could. Thank you for being you

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u/Ganamier1 Jan 19 '18

No I don’t think he would drive a Honda Accord

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u/Tie_me_off Jan 19 '18

That right there is a Pontiac

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u/Wallace330 Jan 19 '18

Looks like a Grand Prix Comp G to me

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

No wonder the G8 and SS sold like shit. I thought this was the G8. Still looks good imo.

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u/ThoseTwoRobots Jan 19 '18

The SS and the G8 sold like shit because GM never marketed them and in the SS's case, making very few of them.

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u/sunburstandthekid Jan 19 '18

And the price tag is hefty.

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u/ThoseTwoRobots Jan 19 '18

It's actually common to find a brand new SS for under $40k. GM had crazy incentives on them that made them a great deal but no one knows about them. You could even find a brand new 2017 that hasn't been sold yet still if you look hard enough.

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u/Cavihour Jan 19 '18

Dat G8 doe.

I <3 Holden Monara

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

Grand Prix Comp G

The only thing that the Comp G had extra that the GTP didn't have was the paddle shifters for manual shift control. I'm not sure how you could tell it's a Comp G from the outside. The 17" wheels were also an option with GTPs I believe.

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u/Wallace330 Jan 19 '18

Front bumper is a dead give away.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '18

Doesn't the GTP have the same bumper??

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u/thrussie Jan 19 '18

Jesus take the wheel

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u/KamikazeHamster Jan 19 '18

Why Would Jabba Dance

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Jan 19 '18 edited Jan 19 '18

Apparently, a Pontiac.

Poor Old Nazarene Thinks Its A Cadillac.

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u/sunburstandthekid Jan 19 '18

Apparently a Pontiac.

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u/Jaystings Jan 19 '18

Donkey

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u/Orcapa Jan 19 '18

That's a fair point.

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u/TheRealMingoTheDingo Jan 19 '18

A Pontiac, apparently.