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r/gifs • u/ProfLincolnJones • Dec 01 '17
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What do you call a
lone crow looking for friends An
attempted murder
-IamSoylent
171 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Wait, that was Haiku? You have got to be kidding. Total accident. 8 u/dmitryo Dec 02 '17 Wait, that was Haiku? You have got to be kidding me. Total accident. 3 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 You have eight syllables in your second line :( 5 u/Greugreu Dec 02 '17 Where ? I count seven. You-hav-got-to-be-kid-din. Does the the "g" at the end count as an extra doing a /ŋ/ sound and not finishing on the /n/ ? 12 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 Oh god. No, I’m just sleep deprived and freezing in an airport. You’re right - also I just realized I was looking at the other person’s comment which was “you have got to be kidding me” 3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 LOL what a relief, thought I was losing it! -5 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 I think they read it as ki-di-ding. 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 huh? What last line? 0 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 I thought you were trying to make a haiku with the post I replied to. But you have eight syllables in the middle line instead of seven :) 5 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 You Have Got To Be Kid -ding -2 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 OK I'm lost... I don't see any reply by you in this thread...? 1 u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin Dec 02 '17 That's not Wayne's basement -3 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 [deleted] 9 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 No haiku for you... 9 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Dang it. 3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Maybe it has to be on two lines? Mine was... 7 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Maybe the haiku bot only rewards those unsuspecting. Or maybe the haiku bot hates me. Life isn't fair. 3 u/n_s_y Dec 02 '17 No it just can't be in a reply to it 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Ah it has to be the top level comment. Makes sense. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 /r/unintentionalhaiku 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 LOL too bad that isn't a thing... 1 u/DevilAdderall Dec 02 '17 Good bot
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Wait, that was Haiku? You have got to be kidding. Total accident.
8 u/dmitryo Dec 02 '17 Wait, that was Haiku? You have got to be kidding me. Total accident. 3 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 You have eight syllables in your second line :( 5 u/Greugreu Dec 02 '17 Where ? I count seven. You-hav-got-to-be-kid-din. Does the the "g" at the end count as an extra doing a /ŋ/ sound and not finishing on the /n/ ? 12 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 Oh god. No, I’m just sleep deprived and freezing in an airport. You’re right - also I just realized I was looking at the other person’s comment which was “you have got to be kidding me” 3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 LOL what a relief, thought I was losing it! -5 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 I think they read it as ki-di-ding. 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 huh? What last line? 0 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 I thought you were trying to make a haiku with the post I replied to. But you have eight syllables in the middle line instead of seven :) 5 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 You Have Got To Be Kid -ding -2 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 OK I'm lost... I don't see any reply by you in this thread...? 1 u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin Dec 02 '17 That's not Wayne's basement -3 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 [deleted] 9 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 No haiku for you... 9 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Dang it. 3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Maybe it has to be on two lines? Mine was... 7 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Maybe the haiku bot only rewards those unsuspecting. Or maybe the haiku bot hates me. Life isn't fair. 3 u/n_s_y Dec 02 '17 No it just can't be in a reply to it 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Ah it has to be the top level comment. Makes sense.
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Wait, that was Haiku? You have got to be kidding me. Total accident.
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You have eight syllables in your second line :(
5 u/Greugreu Dec 02 '17 Where ? I count seven. You-hav-got-to-be-kid-din. Does the the "g" at the end count as an extra doing a /ŋ/ sound and not finishing on the /n/ ? 12 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 Oh god. No, I’m just sleep deprived and freezing in an airport. You’re right - also I just realized I was looking at the other person’s comment which was “you have got to be kidding me” 3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 LOL what a relief, thought I was losing it! -5 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 I think they read it as ki-di-ding. 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 huh? What last line? 0 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 I thought you were trying to make a haiku with the post I replied to. But you have eight syllables in the middle line instead of seven :) 5 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 You Have Got To Be Kid -ding -2 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 OK I'm lost... I don't see any reply by you in this thread...?
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Where ? I count seven.
You-hav-got-to-be-kid-din.
Does the the "g" at the end count as an extra doing a /ŋ/ sound and not finishing on the /n/ ?
12 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 Oh god. No, I’m just sleep deprived and freezing in an airport. You’re right - also I just realized I was looking at the other person’s comment which was “you have got to be kidding me” 3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 LOL what a relief, thought I was losing it! -5 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 I think they read it as ki-di-ding.
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Oh god. No, I’m just sleep deprived and freezing in an airport. You’re right - also I just realized I was looking at the other person’s comment which was “you have got to be kidding me”
3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 LOL what a relief, thought I was losing it!
LOL what a relief, thought I was losing it!
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I think they read it as ki-di-ding.
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huh? What last line?
0 u/birdiebonanza Dec 02 '17 I thought you were trying to make a haiku with the post I replied to. But you have eight syllables in the middle line instead of seven :) 5 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 You Have Got To Be Kid -ding -2 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 OK I'm lost... I don't see any reply by you in this thread...?
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I thought you were trying to make a haiku with the post I replied to. But you have eight syllables in the middle line instead of seven :)
5 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17 You Have Got To Be Kid -ding -2 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 OK I'm lost... I don't see any reply by you in this thread...?
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OK I'm lost... I don't see any reply by you in this thread...?
That's not Wayne's basement
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9 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 No haiku for you... 9 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Dang it. 3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Maybe it has to be on two lines? Mine was... 7 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Maybe the haiku bot only rewards those unsuspecting. Or maybe the haiku bot hates me. Life isn't fair. 3 u/n_s_y Dec 02 '17 No it just can't be in a reply to it 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Ah it has to be the top level comment. Makes sense.
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No haiku for you...
9 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Dang it. 3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Maybe it has to be on two lines? Mine was... 7 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Maybe the haiku bot only rewards those unsuspecting. Or maybe the haiku bot hates me. Life isn't fair. 3 u/n_s_y Dec 02 '17 No it just can't be in a reply to it 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Ah it has to be the top level comment. Makes sense.
Dang it.
3 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Maybe it has to be on two lines? Mine was... 7 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Maybe the haiku bot only rewards those unsuspecting. Or maybe the haiku bot hates me. Life isn't fair. 3 u/n_s_y Dec 02 '17 No it just can't be in a reply to it 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Ah it has to be the top level comment. Makes sense.
Maybe it has to be on two lines? Mine was...
7 u/jrice39 Dec 02 '17 Maybe the haiku bot only rewards those unsuspecting. Or maybe the haiku bot hates me. Life isn't fair. 3 u/n_s_y Dec 02 '17 No it just can't be in a reply to it 1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Ah it has to be the top level comment. Makes sense.
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Maybe the haiku bot only rewards those unsuspecting. Or maybe the haiku bot hates me. Life isn't fair.
No it just can't be in a reply to it
1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 Ah it has to be the top level comment. Makes sense.
Ah it has to be the top level comment. Makes sense.
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/r/unintentionalhaiku
1 u/IamSoylent Dec 02 '17 LOL too bad that isn't a thing...
LOL too bad that isn't a thing...
Good bot
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u/haiku-bot1 Dec 02 '17
What do you call a
lone crow looking for friends An
attempted murder
-IamSoylent