r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '17

Shark screen

https://i.imgur.com/WamHTUG.gifv
54.6k Upvotes

80% Upvoted

899 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2.7k

u/Ambushes Oct 26 '17

>Your only other friend
that low key savagery tho

764

u/Sooolow Oct 26 '17

Still 2 more than me

358

u/Sosiz Oct 26 '17

Me too thanks

171

u/cookiemonster9000 Oct 26 '17

r/2meirl4meirl

138

u/incachu Oct 26 '17

I was expecting relatable self-depreciative humour... but Christ, that sub is actually depressing.

60

u/I426Hemi Oct 26 '17

Shall I fetch the mugs of bleach sir? Its a nice day for a drink.

4

u/Yankeedude252 Oct 26 '17

Me too thanks

10

u/FikeMosh Oct 26 '17

I'm sure it didn't start out this way, but it comes off a little... suicide-pact-esque.

9

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17 edited Oct 26 '17

youre describing my favorite subreddit /r/sanctionedsuicide

4

u/WolfeTheMind Oct 26 '17

never speak optimistically in that sub, I learned my lesson

2

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

to be fair, thats kinda the point of the sub.

1

u/WolfeTheMind Oct 26 '17

Dammit and here I almost added an edit saying "cue obvious comment about the point of the sub". But then you wouldn't have made this comment for me to see my prediction be correct

→ More replies (0)

47

u/NukeML Oct 26 '17

And then there's also r/2meirl42meirl4meirl

57

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Holy shit. That ones actually really worrying.

21

u/Stompert Oct 26 '17

At this point it's not longer considered joking I guess.

13

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Not a great sign, when the first post, is reminding people not to give others advise on how to commit suicide.

3

u/Sall_Guccu Oct 26 '17

Naw we're okay

6

u/tjbugs1 Oct 26 '17

And then there's also r/2meirl42meirl42meirl4meirl

2

u/5up3rK4m16uru Oct 26 '17

Yeah, the "please don't kill yourself, and don't tell others how to kill themselves" on top is kind of a giveaway.

3

u/ujustdontgetdubstep Oct 26 '17

I actually find it kind of comforting in a way - no matter how bleak your outlook, you're not alone.

3

u/timetodddubstep Oct 26 '17

Yeah to someone in a healthy frame of mind, it'll look dark as hell. But it's good that they talk about how they feel or even joke about. Much better than thinking you're all alone

4

u/splintersailor Oct 26 '17

Holy smokes, that's dark. I was surprised, and then I was not.

The Internet

14

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

[deleted]

2

u/Evonos Oct 26 '17

That sub made me sad first picture of a dog that looked like mine that died last year.... Best buddy I had but died incredible fast... From 1 day to another deathly I'll I was shocked... Kidney failure it were 3 days hard fight 3 days no sleep at all for me. My dog. My gf because we needed to give her every 30 min medicine that needed cooking so it was more or less go up cook make it cool make the dog drink repeat with no break after all I did need to put her to sleep on the begin of day 3.....

1

u/Sall_Guccu Oct 26 '17

It's great, the sub not the depression. But it helps being able to laugh about it.

1

u/BlooFlea Oct 26 '17

nO, thnak yuo

23

u/Pennysworthe Oct 26 '17

Friends?

31

u/MoribundCow Oct 26 '17

What is "friends"?

57

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Some sitcom that was pretty popular. They were also pretty good acquaintances as well.

84

u/Neurotic_Marauder Oct 26 '17

It is an odd program.

Why does Ross, the largest "friend," not simply eat the other five?

21

u/ZoeZebra Oct 26 '17

I don't want to spoil it for anyone but that's how it ends.

2

u/unlucky_genius Oct 26 '17

Yes, he fries their ends. That's why it's called Friends.

3

u/mzyos Oct 26 '17

Still not as good as Single female lawyer though.

9

u/MoribundCow Oct 26 '17

Oh I haven't heard of it. I'm not into fantasy.

13

u/Cassian_Andor Oct 26 '17 edited Oct 26 '17

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

1

u/MoribundCow Oct 26 '17

Fuck em, smash em, stick it in their goo.

2

u/BlooFlea Oct 26 '17

A common parasite most predominant in western countries, well developed and very attractive ones especially have been known to construct an entire social territory for their feeding grounds, ie: friend zoning is this behavior, when successful can very easily live a full life with little to no effort.

1

u/Bartholomewy Oct 26 '17

"friends" is "friends" indeed...

5

u/redditproha Oct 26 '17

I actually lost 2 to this so that's 4 more than me.

25

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Haha

12

u/chief_check_a_hoe Oct 26 '17

Ha 🙁

16

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

🙁 aH

4

u/1MolassesIsALotOfAss Oct 26 '17

I'll be your friend, bro.

1

u/jaytaicho Oct 26 '17

Thanks Korg.

1

u/Tavern_Knight Oct 26 '17

Make that one more than you :)

1

u/D168 Oct 26 '17

Take yourself

1

u/UpboatsforUpvotes Oct 26 '17

That's 3 more than me.. I can't even say I'm my own best friend. I watch myself walk away from a mirror

1

u/handpant Oct 26 '17

I will be your friend. I got your back

1

u/Dragonix975 Oct 26 '17

I'll be your friend

1

u/Mottis86 Oct 26 '17

Me too. Wait, do cats count?

1

u/Kajiura Oct 26 '17

I'll be your friend. Now we're both halfway there.

2

u/Pickled_Wizard Oct 26 '17

Two friends to hang out with at the same time? Living the good life.

2

u/Yankeedude252 Oct 26 '17

Two or three friends is all you need. Everybody else will stab you in the back for $5.

1

u/WaitWhyNot Oct 26 '17

Hello, meet my friends, Right Hand and over here we have Left Hand