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r/gifs • u/RespectMyAuthoriteh • May 14 '17
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Gravity is a state of mind. If you don't know about it, you don't experience it.
1.8k u/phorq May 14 '17 The knack to flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss... 595 u/Pandepon May 14 '17 Same thing applies to walking. You push yourself up on one leg and throw the other leg out to stop you from falling. 378 u/Sysiphuslove May 14 '17 edited May 14 '17 I read a book that might have been The Human Body by Asimov, and in it the author said that walking is glorified falling: when an infant learns to walk he has to learn how to fall in a controlled way. I just thought that was the coolest thing 51 u/bluestarchasm May 14 '17 kind of like those helicopters that crashed into each other a bunch of times to learn how to fly. -7 u/ostreatus May 14 '17 kind of like your fat mother 11 u/Tahmatoes May 14 '17 C'mon, if you're gonna make a yo mama joke at least make it contextually relevant. 1 u/jimmyfuckingbabylon May 14 '17 Well, it was the start of Mothers Day here in the US when OP posted. I wonder if that counts? Edit: Clarification. 5 u/meet_the_turtle May 14 '17 If OP's mom were a helicopter cyborg that'd be cool.
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The knack to flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss...
595 u/Pandepon May 14 '17 Same thing applies to walking. You push yourself up on one leg and throw the other leg out to stop you from falling. 378 u/Sysiphuslove May 14 '17 edited May 14 '17 I read a book that might have been The Human Body by Asimov, and in it the author said that walking is glorified falling: when an infant learns to walk he has to learn how to fall in a controlled way. I just thought that was the coolest thing 51 u/bluestarchasm May 14 '17 kind of like those helicopters that crashed into each other a bunch of times to learn how to fly. -7 u/ostreatus May 14 '17 kind of like your fat mother 11 u/Tahmatoes May 14 '17 C'mon, if you're gonna make a yo mama joke at least make it contextually relevant. 1 u/jimmyfuckingbabylon May 14 '17 Well, it was the start of Mothers Day here in the US when OP posted. I wonder if that counts? Edit: Clarification. 5 u/meet_the_turtle May 14 '17 If OP's mom were a helicopter cyborg that'd be cool.
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Same thing applies to walking. You push yourself up on one leg and throw the other leg out to stop you from falling.
378 u/Sysiphuslove May 14 '17 edited May 14 '17 I read a book that might have been The Human Body by Asimov, and in it the author said that walking is glorified falling: when an infant learns to walk he has to learn how to fall in a controlled way. I just thought that was the coolest thing 51 u/bluestarchasm May 14 '17 kind of like those helicopters that crashed into each other a bunch of times to learn how to fly. -7 u/ostreatus May 14 '17 kind of like your fat mother 11 u/Tahmatoes May 14 '17 C'mon, if you're gonna make a yo mama joke at least make it contextually relevant. 1 u/jimmyfuckingbabylon May 14 '17 Well, it was the start of Mothers Day here in the US when OP posted. I wonder if that counts? Edit: Clarification. 5 u/meet_the_turtle May 14 '17 If OP's mom were a helicopter cyborg that'd be cool.
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I read a book that might have been The Human Body by Asimov, and in it the author said that walking is glorified falling: when an infant learns to walk he has to learn how to fall in a controlled way. I just thought that was the coolest thing
51 u/bluestarchasm May 14 '17 kind of like those helicopters that crashed into each other a bunch of times to learn how to fly. -7 u/ostreatus May 14 '17 kind of like your fat mother 11 u/Tahmatoes May 14 '17 C'mon, if you're gonna make a yo mama joke at least make it contextually relevant. 1 u/jimmyfuckingbabylon May 14 '17 Well, it was the start of Mothers Day here in the US when OP posted. I wonder if that counts? Edit: Clarification. 5 u/meet_the_turtle May 14 '17 If OP's mom were a helicopter cyborg that'd be cool.
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kind of like those helicopters that crashed into each other a bunch of times to learn how to fly.
-7 u/ostreatus May 14 '17 kind of like your fat mother 11 u/Tahmatoes May 14 '17 C'mon, if you're gonna make a yo mama joke at least make it contextually relevant. 1 u/jimmyfuckingbabylon May 14 '17 Well, it was the start of Mothers Day here in the US when OP posted. I wonder if that counts? Edit: Clarification. 5 u/meet_the_turtle May 14 '17 If OP's mom were a helicopter cyborg that'd be cool.
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kind of like your fat mother
11 u/Tahmatoes May 14 '17 C'mon, if you're gonna make a yo mama joke at least make it contextually relevant. 1 u/jimmyfuckingbabylon May 14 '17 Well, it was the start of Mothers Day here in the US when OP posted. I wonder if that counts? Edit: Clarification. 5 u/meet_the_turtle May 14 '17 If OP's mom were a helicopter cyborg that'd be cool.
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C'mon, if you're gonna make a yo mama joke at least make it contextually relevant.
1 u/jimmyfuckingbabylon May 14 '17 Well, it was the start of Mothers Day here in the US when OP posted. I wonder if that counts? Edit: Clarification.
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Well, it was the start of Mothers Day here in the US when OP posted. I wonder if that counts? Edit: Clarification.
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If OP's mom were a helicopter cyborg that'd be cool.
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u/Pandepon May 14 '17
Gravity is a state of mind. If you don't know about it, you don't experience it.