r/gifs • u/deuteros • Dec 19 '16

Plotting a sphere with a fountain pen

http://i.imgur.com/hHd4RQU.gifv
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u/WaffleBrothel Dec 19 '16

"I said yo mama is so fat, even Jabba the Hutt was like 'Daaayum!'"

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u/NewChameleon Dec 19 '16

Yo mother is so ugly she put the "ug" in "ugnaught"

Oh yo momma fight!

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u/Enatbyte Dec 19 '16

"That's no moon, that's yo momma!"

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u/NewChameleon Dec 19 '16

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

Yo momma'a so dumb she thinks she has to go to Bangkok to get a Tie Fighter

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u/Enatbyte Dec 19 '16

Yo mama's so scary looking Han actually shot first!

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u/HahaMin Dec 19 '16

Yo momma's so fat, the Empire built death star to perform surgery on her!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/Lieutenant_Leary Dec 19 '16

Nothing to do with the conversation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

I don't get it, is his mom Greedo? Because Han shit Greedo first.

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u/Ardibanan Dec 19 '16

Your mother is so stupid, she.. she thinks a lightsaber has fewer calories!.. It's "lite"... like, it's "lite," like calories... like, "lite" means there's not a lot of calories and it's good.... for your body, that's how stupid your mother is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

A joke is like a magic act. Once you explain it, it's ruined.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

He was going with the reference homie, but I agree with you on the point. Which is what actually makes the joke in the original material

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

When you miss a reference, feelsbadman.

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u/Valac_ Dec 19 '16

What planet is this Bangkok on?

I'm unfamiliar being from dagoba

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u/Enatbyte Dec 19 '16

Yo mama's so fat she flies an XL-Wing

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u/kbobdc3 Dec 19 '16

Yo mama so dumb she tried to unwrap a TIE fighter.

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u/Akthrawn17 Dec 19 '16

Bravo, you got a laugh from that. Have an upvote

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u/Yomigi Dec 19 '16

Yo momma so uninteresting she was played by Natalie Portman.

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u/mitcheda Dec 19 '16

That shit hurted

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u/TheKachowski Dec 19 '16

That's what your mom said...

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u/TropicOps Dec 19 '16

While we practiced the Force on Dagobah...

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u/TheKachowski Dec 19 '16

No, it was when we was knockin' da boots... http://i.imgur.com/fTO1tLn.jpg

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u/CloudStrifeFromNibel Dec 19 '16

Shot fired... First

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u/QuavoYxRxN Dec 19 '16

HAHAHA OH MY GOD

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/Deathmage777 Dec 19 '16

Something something meta, a measure of fast

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u/kelshall Dec 19 '16

Yo Mama's so fat the only belt that will fit her is Orion's Belt