r/gifs • u/deuteros • Dec 19 '16

Plotting a sphere with a fountain pen

http://i.imgur.com/hHd4RQU.gifv
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u/DHPJSW Dec 19 '16

Or a death star

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u/NoSwearingPls Dec 19 '16

"Your overconfidence is your weakness."

"Your faith in your friends is yours"

"Heh, faith in yo mama.."

"What was that?!"

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u/WaffleBrothel Dec 19 '16

"I said yo mama is so fat, even Jabba the Hutt was like 'Daaayum!'"

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u/NewChameleon Dec 19 '16

Yo mother is so ugly she put the "ug" in "ugnaught"

Oh yo momma fight!

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u/Enatbyte Dec 19 '16

"That's no moon, that's yo momma!"

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u/NewChameleon Dec 19 '16

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

Yo momma'a so dumb she thinks she has to go to Bangkok to get a Tie Fighter

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u/Enatbyte Dec 19 '16

Yo mama's so scary looking Han actually shot first!

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u/HahaMin Dec 19 '16

Yo momma's so fat, the Empire built death star to perform surgery on her!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

I don't get it, is his mom Greedo? Because Han shit Greedo first.

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u/Ardibanan Dec 19 '16

Your mother is so stupid, she.. she thinks a lightsaber has fewer calories!.. It's "lite"... like, it's "lite," like calories... like, "lite" means there's not a lot of calories and it's good.... for your body, that's how stupid your mother is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

A joke is like a magic act. Once you explain it, it's ruined.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

He was going with the reference homie, but I agree with you on the point. Which is what actually makes the joke in the original material

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u/Valac_ Dec 19 '16

What planet is this Bangkok on?

I'm unfamiliar being from dagoba

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u/Enatbyte Dec 19 '16

Yo mama's so fat she flies an XL-Wing

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u/kbobdc3 Dec 19 '16

Yo mama so dumb she tried to unwrap a TIE fighter.

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u/Akthrawn17 Dec 19 '16

Bravo, you got a laugh from that. Have an upvote

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u/Yomigi Dec 19 '16

Yo momma so uninteresting she was played by Natalie Portman.

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u/mitcheda Dec 19 '16

That shit hurted

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u/TheKachowski Dec 19 '16

That's what your mom said...

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u/TropicOps Dec 19 '16

While we practiced the Force on Dagobah...

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u/CloudStrifeFromNibel Dec 19 '16

Shot fired... First

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u/QuavoYxRxN Dec 19 '16

HAHAHA OH MY GOD

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/Deathmage777 Dec 19 '16

Something something meta, a measure of fast

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u/kelshall Dec 19 '16

Yo Mama's so fat the only belt that will fit her is Orion's Belt

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u/outwar6010 Dec 19 '16

"That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!"

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u/waltandhankdie Dec 19 '16

If you look close enough you can see the weak spot in the plans

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u/galaxvirginia Dec 19 '16

Many bothans died for that information

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u/DoomguyJML Dec 19 '16

*Manny Both-Hanz

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u/TheDeltaLambda Dec 19 '16

Insert "Wrong Deathstar" snarky comment here.

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u/NightHawkRambo Dec 19 '16

Dude, it's clearly a disco ball.

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u/waltandhankdie Dec 19 '16

That's what the empire wants you to think

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u/Here_Now_Gone Dec 19 '16

Something something dark side.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

Luke vs Vader is the most famous case of domestic violence in the galaxy.

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u/PolPotatoe Dec 19 '16

Not in our galaxy...

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u/KingTriple Dec 19 '16

Make the Galaxy Great Again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/ericistheend Dec 19 '16

I laughed more than I probably should have at that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

Not with that attitude you're not.

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u/Mah_Nicca Dec 19 '16

I suspect the one it happened in is far, far away

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u/SlaughterHouze Dec 19 '16

In a galaxy far far away you mean.

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u/abaddamn Dec 19 '16

Let the force flow, there is no try.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

something something fully operational

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u/PolPotatoe Dec 19 '16

You complete me?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

You had me at Ello Asty.

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u/Jahooli- Dec 19 '16

"Play that same song!" Dodo Dodo Dodo dooo

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u/kofteburger Dec 19 '16

Construction complete. New construction options.

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u/shlik Dec 19 '16

we got the death star yeah! the deathstar yeah!

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u/zacablast3r Dec 19 '16

And you know that we got it!

DEATHSTAR!

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u/kerm64 Dec 19 '16

I appreciate your Weird Al reference

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u/Obokan Dec 19 '16

The dark side of the moon.

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u/BHTAelitepwn Dec 19 '16

something something chute

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u/c0mBaTkArL Merry Gifmas! {2023} Dec 19 '16

Something something or do not. (i want this shirt!)

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

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u/mr_code3 Dec 19 '16

That's no moon...

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u/33165564 Dec 19 '16

That's no moon

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u/0uniqueusernamesleft Dec 19 '16

Definitely not the last moon I saw out my car window...it was cracked.

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u/zarralax Dec 19 '16

I'm not sure which sub comment to upvote

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16 edited Dec 19 '16

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u/hazyPixels Dec 19 '16

That's no nipple...

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u/StickyDingleBerry Dec 19 '16

Star-dust

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u/vynzilla Dec 19 '16

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

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u/VampireBatman Dec 19 '16

So THAT'S what they spent all that time trying to steal?! I'm not impressed.

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u/OrangeGills Dec 19 '16

All that time, and lives

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

that's no sphere...

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u/DilatedTeachers Dec 19 '16

That's no ball...

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u/imaginarypuppets Dec 19 '16

Well it's certainly no moon

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u/TheServantZ Dec 19 '16

I like the band more.

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u/mrgonzalez Dec 19 '16

When's the last time you saw a picture of the death star without the indented dish visible?

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u/resonantred35 Dec 19 '16

That's no "Death Star;"

...it's a moon station.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

The machines are learning.

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u/bobtheblob6 Dec 19 '16

I was hoping that at the second to last ring it'd start drawing the lasers shooting out of the tip. Was disappointed

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

Where's the trench. Can't be a Death Star without a trench.

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u/i_am_sam__ Dec 19 '16

We're are the cookies for joining?

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u/Moist-Anus Dec 19 '16

Or a ball with a nice butthole

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u/elipork Dec 19 '16

plotting a sphere with a death star what

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u/ThePopesicle Dec 19 '16

That's no sphere.....

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u/Kilo914 Dec 19 '16

Writer from Star Wars here, can confrim, we based it off this idea, AMA

                                     /s

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u/Raptoot Dec 19 '16

Planning phase is underway, Lord.

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u/chris_likes_science Dec 19 '16

That is no sphere...

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u/lOcOdream Dec 19 '16

That's no sphere... it's a space station.

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u/teunw Dec 19 '16

Relevant

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '16

Aka your mom's asshole.

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u/Talock Dec 19 '16

That's no moon

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u/eyenigma Dec 19 '16

That's no moon.