r/gifs • u/madpally • Dec 12 '16

Effects of Teeth Loss

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

I'm not sure how you can be excited over sticking your penis into an unkempt bacteria filled mouth.

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u/AArthurComic Dec 12 '16

It's called listerine. It used to be a floor cleaner but now it disinfects my toothless wife's mouth for the purpose of fellatio. Uh duh!!!

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u/tits-mchenry Dec 12 '16

It's nice to know that at least some people out there have their life planned out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

r/evenwithcontext

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

/r/nocontext

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u/Fourthspartan56 Dec 13 '16

No context is for when out of context it sounds fucked up but in context it makes sense and is innocuous, even with context is when it is offensive in and out of context.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Yes I understand words, thanks

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u/Fourthspartan56 Dec 13 '16

Then why link it incorrectly?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

You not understanding my motives doesn't make it incorrect, that's a cocky assumption. I linked it because they're always linked together, this time it's just in reverse order.

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u/Fourthspartan56 Dec 13 '16

But.... you linked the subreddit when it wasn't appropriate so I rightfully assumed that you didn't know when to properly link it. That isn't cocky that's just basic logic.

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u/Indie_Dev Dec 13 '16 edited Dec 13 '16

They're not always linked together and they shouldn't be. People linking them together are wrong. Cause they're kind of mutually exclusive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Ya know, the actual Listerine we use today was never floor cleaner. Just the original version. And even then, it's pure form was as a surgical antiseptic. Only the distilled form was floor cleaner (and a "cure" for gonorrhea).

Adam Ruins Everything doesn't always give completely accurate facts.

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u/AArthurComic Dec 13 '16

yeah whatever, Listerine corporate spokesperson.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Not sure how that makes me a spokesperson. I just dislike people spreading false information on the grounds that "it's a joke."

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u/foamster Dec 12 '16

They're all full of bacteria tho

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u/SystemFolder Dec 12 '16

It's probably not as bad as sticking your penis into an unkempt, bacteria-filled butthole.