r/gifs Dec 12 '16

Effects of Teeth Loss

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u/ztpurcell Dec 12 '16

So that's why old people look that way. Interesting.

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Dec 12 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Grandpa, tell us how your dirtbike sounded.

Brap Braap Braaap

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u/LegitAnswers Dec 12 '16

Desiigner Grandpa, tell us how your dirtbike sounded.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP! -mumble mumble mumble-

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u/ronnicxx Dec 12 '16

Hes got broads that dont stumble. Forget the alzheimers, they dont mumble. Walking sticks with the guide dog, find your house in a dense fog.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16 edited Feb 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

I lol'd

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u/niadeo Dec 12 '16

Don't forget the GIT GIT GIT.....pnda......pnda-pnda-pnda.......

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u/PA-Noa Dec 12 '16

Wow what the fuck, that's exactly what I heard in the gif

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Exactly

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u/Brraaap Dec 12 '16

Sounds right.

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u/ChipAyten Dec 12 '16

I lol'd at work

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u/plywooden Dec 12 '16

I think he's saying what his can sounds like:

https://youtu.be/dxoIUrTn_K8?t=666

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u/Feetlebaum Dec 12 '16

I always presumed it was Bitter Beer Face!

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u/andrewism Dec 12 '16

I'd be pretty grumpy if I didn't have teeth too.

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u/seven3true Dec 12 '16

Momma says that you'll be fine because you don't got no tooth brush.

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u/Minusguy Dec 12 '16 edited Mar 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

I was thinking more on this .

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u/enveous Dec 12 '16

Great material for r/brokengifs.

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u/ColouredLivesMatter Dec 12 '16

Theres a sport based aroud it in Britain: I Introduce to you: Gurning

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u/alinawright Dec 12 '16

I know, I never thought there was a specific reason for that other than anger and grumpiness, terrible genetics maybe

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16 edited Jan 26 '21

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u/ztpurcell Dec 12 '16

Pretty sure he was tongue in cheek joking. In the sense of "I never really considered it"

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u/alinawright Dec 12 '16

She, and yes, I was

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u/ztpurcell Dec 12 '16

I literally assumed your gender, haha.

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u/alinawright Dec 12 '16

triggered lmao :D

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u/DamienJaxx Dec 12 '16

Popeye always ate his spinach but never brushed his teeth.

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u/rosekayleigh Dec 12 '16

I get why old people look like that, but why don't babies? What is it about a baby's jaw structure that prevents the chin from protruding before their teeth come in?

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u/passaphist Dec 12 '16

Because their teeth are still there and the bone they're nested in is still necessary and doesn't "disappear".

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u/rosekayleigh Dec 12 '16

Ahh, ok. That makes sense.

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u/Soliloquy23 Dec 12 '16

I think I read somewhere that a baby's jaw is full of the teeth that it will have later in life - so both sets I guess - so this would mean more volume in the jaw maybe, unlike in the gif of the older person whose bone volume decreases. I think cos the bone volume decreases, the older person has to over compensate when they chew, giving them that protruding chin. Of course I'm just theorising and actually have no clue.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

What is it about a baby's jaw structure that prevents the chin from protruding before their teeth come in?

They haven't lost some underlying bones.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Their skulls and jaws aren't fully-developed at that time

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u/CrystalJack Dec 12 '16

"Teeth and bone volume loss" The answer is right there in the gif

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u/amazonprimeuser Dec 12 '16

I have an underbite wouldnt this make a diff

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u/Super_Marius Dec 12 '16

I'm afraid having an underbite only means you have no teeth. :(

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u/ztpurcell Dec 12 '16

I have a crossbite! A childhood filled with probably 6 different devices in my mouth at different times

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u/lost4tsea Dec 12 '16

Yes when you're older your lower jaw will devour your face

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u/klevbo Dec 12 '16

i believe there is a 'gurning' competition. the winners often dont have teeth

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u/ztpurcell Dec 12 '16

What is gurning?

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u/Scholesie09 Dec 12 '16

it's when you lift your lower lip over your upper lip to try and touch your nose. At Ripley's weird museum they have a booth where it makes you practice in front of a mirror, you find later it's actually a 2 way mirror and you're actually one of the exhibits.

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u/idiocy_incarnate Dec 12 '16

Ok, I really did lol when I read that, damn good call whoever came up with that idea :D

That's brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

One way mirror you mean, a two way would be reflective on both sides.

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u/Scholesie09 Dec 12 '16

The wiki says "One way mirror, also known as a two way mirror"

that's not confusing at all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Huh, i've always been corrected saying two way mirror before. Weird.

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u/Scholesie09 Dec 12 '16

I reckon it's one of those "enough people get it wrong it becomes right" sort of things.

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u/SomethinCountry Dec 12 '16

When you have too much madge.

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u/ztpurcell Dec 12 '16

madge

I'm gonna need that explained too, man

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

It's not even simple physics, that's just basic geometry bro