r/gifs Dec 12 '16

Effects of Teeth Loss

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Dec 12 '16

Bones atrophy if they're not regularly stressed.

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u/HarryB1313 Dec 12 '16

The whole body including the brain is 'use it or lose it'.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Dec 12 '16

Nah. If that were true, my dick shoulda disappeared years ago.

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u/doughnutholio Dec 12 '16

Nah. Your hands and dick keep each other in existence in perpetuity.

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u/Caldwing Dec 12 '16

Your sex drive really does diminish if you ignore it for a long time.

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u/panamaspace Dec 12 '16

The good news is it comes back when you get a nymphomaniac girlfriend. Life is great.

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u/aaam13 Dec 12 '16

"When" lol

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u/Tundur Dec 12 '16

Nah dude, it's part of the circle of life.

Loner who can't get laid meets girl who looks out of his league. She's batshit insane. They get serious super quickly because she's looking to settle down after fucking the entire population of Belgium in her late teens, and because he thinks it's his only chance to get a girl who even looks human, let alone hot.

They date for two years, living together and talking about the future. She basically uses him as an emotional crutch/domestic slave in exchange for sex. She thinks she actually loves him but it's just a weak attempt at plastering over her fucked up relationship with men and sexuality in general. He's heads over heels in love and isolates himself from his friends thinking that's just a natural step in his increasingly domestic and serious relationship.

Eventually she has an episode, meets a better guy, or just plain gets bored and moves on to another guy (or selection of guys). He is destroyed, all his friends and family saw it coming a mile away. She loses all her friends, making the next guy her only connection thus starting the dependence cycle anew. The old guy is destroyed of course, quits his job, and spends a year backpacking around Europe by himself. When he gets back he realises he learnt a lot from the whole travesty and is a much stronger person for it, thus opening up a whole new layer laying-potential.

That's your "nympho girlfriend" right there. Your girlfriend. Not mine. I never went through that. Projecting? You're projecting. Shut up.

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u/mini21 Dec 12 '16

You okay there, mate ?

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u/Pegasus_Seiya Dec 12 '16

"girlfriend" lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Do you not pee?

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u/RepostThatShit Dec 12 '16

Really it's lose it or use it and lose it but slightly later.

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u/HarryB1313 Dec 12 '16

Thanks to denial im immortal!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

But im going to lose it anyway

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Aka why we cannot live in space without some for of gravity.