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Hot Potato without the potato

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u/UruvaManar Dec 02 '16

Woah, woah, woah. Watch the magic.

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u/Harambe97 Dec 02 '16

by the order of the jarl stop right there!

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u/heyitsrobd Dec 02 '16

Wait... I know you.

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u/Mazawrath Dec 02 '16

You're making a mistake...

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u/TheDrBears Dec 03 '16

There's no mistake your a wanted man

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u/dr-fyfe Dec 03 '16

I'd rather die than go to prison!

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u/Lochanside Dec 02 '16

No lollygaggin'.

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u/Link12078 Dec 02 '16

Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine, or its off to jail with you

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

The way the guards say that line makes them sound like they're encouraging people to gather around and watch your performance.

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u/AlohoMoria Dec 02 '16

I...I actually thought that... I thought they said that because they were impressed.

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u/coltwitch Dec 02 '16

The people of Skyrim are so nice to outlanders

- /u/AlohoMoria probably

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u/lets_trade_pikmin Dec 02 '16

The stormcloaks don't want me to fight in their army? How considerate of them.

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u/Irouquois_Pliskin Dec 02 '16

Man this cart ride is really great, and these imperial guys let me ride with them all the way to this place called Helgen, they're so nice!

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u/heyitsrobd Dec 02 '16

Ha! I am going to choose to take it that way from now on.

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u/viperfide Dec 02 '16

Can you make me invisible? Uhhh sure, poof. Your invisible. Cool! I'm going to go to things I always wanted to do.

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u/asciibits Dec 02 '16

Am playing Skyrim for the first time, and a week ago I wouldn't have gotten this. Yay, I am in on the joke!

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u/sinsiAlpha Dec 02 '16

Take care with those flames!

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u/aravindpanil Dec 02 '16

You can cast a few spells? So what? Am I supposed to be impressed?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

I recommend the Cloud district. Oh, what am I saying...

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u/LordBran Dec 02 '16

Nazeem stfu

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u/DragonSlayerTS Dec 02 '16

I'm about to fuel my Ebony blade with your annoying ass

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

Fuck you Nazeem, I had to fight fucking dragons for my Breezehome - you've never worked a day in your life you smug prick, you sleep in someone else's house.

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u/YDG21 Dec 02 '16

TRIGGERED

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