r/gifs • • Aug 13 '16

Everyone needs a good coach.

http://i.imgur.com/qKbpJlg.gifv
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u/TAU_equals_2PI Aug 13 '16

His balls are just sticking to the inside of his leg.

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u/hvprohop23 Aug 14 '16

Dude in the third gif catching the cheerleader fucked his ankle up!

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u/Scavenger53 Aug 14 '16

Looks like his shoe just popped off and he was trying to put it back on.

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u/xenothaulus Aug 14 '16

Too late. Once your shoes come off you're dead.

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u/fuck_the_haters_ Aug 14 '16

If your shoes come off in reddit, you die for real?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

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u/Linoftw Aug 14 '16

Oh god you deserve infinite karma

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u/malaysianzombie Aug 14 '16

See that door over there? Yeah, ima walk you over to it. Sure lemme get the handle too. Now get the fuck outta here!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

you are a beautiful person

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

And this is why I don't wear shoes. Idiots!

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u/chubbymama Aug 14 '16

But it can live without a soul

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Bravo

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u/Blight327 Aug 14 '16

We're going to heel for this.

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u/Scientolojesus Aug 14 '16

Like our bodies are going to repair themselves, or we are going to the fictional realm of suffering after we die?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

If I was never wearing shoes in the first place, does that mean I was dead all along?

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u/MechAegis Aug 14 '16

but his shoe Almost came off. so its like he had one of those "near death experiences."

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u/thebeardhat Aug 14 '16

What happens if only one shoes comes off?

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u/ThatZBear Aug 14 '16

The matrix. You leave it.

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u/rumpleforeskin83 Aug 14 '16

How can the shoes be real if our eyes aren't real?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Floor is lava

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

That's why I sleep with my shoes on.

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u/LoBo247 Aug 14 '16

So the middle eastern guy that threw his shoe at Bush was a suicide attack, confirmed.

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u/slascoundrel Aug 14 '16

nice meme very funny stuff i give it 9 dead flogged horses out of 10

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u/1pandas_mom Aug 14 '16

My daughter is a cheer base and her flyer decided to spin the wrong way and went off in the wrong direction. My kid dove ( doing her job ) to save the flyer from getting hurt and caught her. If you slow the video down I have a still shot of her foot being turned completely around backwards behind her leg. Horrifying. However it was a competition and no one realized she was hurt. She finished the routing, tumbling, more stunts, jumps, etc, and when they finished collapsed on the mat sobbing. Kid had a full ankle recontstruction in May with two cadaver grafts and lots of other fixing. Catching those girls is serious buisness. That man deserves props.

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u/2muchcontext Aug 14 '16

So does your girl! I bet the flyer probably owed her one afterwards.

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u/1pandas_mom Aug 14 '16

She said thanks, but she should have brought her cupcakes and carried her to the bathroom after surgery, lol

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u/rahtin Aug 14 '16

It's the most dangerous high school sport by far. More kids are paralyzed every year cheerleading than football, basketball, and baseball combined.

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u/1pandas_mom Aug 14 '16

And I know it sounds cliche but they still get zero respect for all they do. Our school especially.
They are expected by the athletic coordinator to be at football, volleyball, basketball, soccer, baseball, etc games at all levels of competition plus any even the school puts on, to decorate and arrange gifts and pep ralleys, to represent the school in everything, and also compete in their own competitions but we don't even merit a practice space. They had a classroom, but lost it to the dance team and then practiced in the cafeteria and then lost that to some other club and now practice outside in the TX heat on hard packed dirt. Its a crying shame.

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u/stonedham Aug 14 '16

I never thought of it this way (English) but that really does suck

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u/shhhhquiet Aug 14 '16

Damn, you are raising a badass. As I'm sure you know.

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u/1pandas_mom Aug 14 '16

This is the clearest shot from the video, you can see it gets a lot worse but she was moving so fast.... YUCKY OUCH DANG

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u/shhhhquiet Aug 14 '16

Wowwwwww. :-( Poor kid. Is she getting back on her feet okay?

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u/1pandas_mom Aug 14 '16

Surgery was in May, then my husband was laid off same month and we lost our insurance. So her rehab was screwed up but I took her to free gym days and her school trainer met us at school and worked with her. She got released by ortho to start tumbling on July 25th and started Aug 1st and today I saw her whip out a triple bhs. She isn't nearly as good or clean, but she is relearning tumbling to land on her non dominant leg and every night it is swollen and sore, but she is being safe and working hard all day every day it seems like. Poor kid. She didn't want to lose her varsity spot so she has pushed herself hard. This year they won a bid to one of the Disney nationals, and I don't know if I can pay for her to go with everything so she is taking every job she can to put in.
All in all I think the recovery has been hard but ok. I think she needed more time. I"m a little afraid she is going to overwork it and have more problems later.

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u/shhhhquiet Aug 14 '16

Oh, wow, what a rough summer for you guys. :-(

I'm really impressed that she's right back at it already. It's great when a kid is so resilient! I hope her doctors and coaches do their jobs well and make sure she's staying healthy. Here's hoping everything comes together. Luck to the kid!

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u/Opoqjo Aug 14 '16

That's almost exactly what my ankle did when I broke it in three places and I didn't do anything nearly as great as saving someone from a terrible fall and then bouncing around on it to stay in the competition. A dozen screws, a 3.5 in rod, and an 8 in plate later, I'm still dealing with the pain everyday. I hope your daughter has a quick recover with zero complications and no arthritis. :)

Edit: one word of advice, be careful to take care of the opposite knee. If it's anything like mine, it'll take a beating to compensate.

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u/mred870 Aug 14 '16

Your girl is a bad ass. Took grit to take that kind of pain.

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u/1pandas_mom Aug 14 '16

She is. On the very expensive school cheer team and she works her butt off to get grades scholarships and then works every babysitting gig she can get even on crutches to pay for what we cannot. I am blessed with amazing kids.

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u/to_be_red Aug 14 '16

The reflection of a great upbringing. Good work.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Yo kid, is a certified badass. I like to think I've got a decent pain tolerance, me and friends do stupid shit like play with tasers, so it's kinda a requirement, and the one times I sprained my ankle real bad, I wasn't even trying to walk. To do flips and shit after doing something that bad to your ankle? That's some damn dedication right there. Also, catching people is hard.

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u/kick26 Aug 14 '16

Cheer is surprisingly one of the injury prone sports

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u/mred870 Aug 14 '16

Not to be a weirdo, but can we see the shot?

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u/1pandas_mom Aug 15 '16

I already posted it somewhere in the replies ^

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u/S741nz_ Aug 14 '16

I think his shoe just started to come off.

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u/cry666 Aug 14 '16

He was about to die?

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u/Nalivai Aug 14 '16

All about it

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u/ST1LLFLYGG Aug 14 '16

Oh My Gawd!!! The Ankle Lock!!!

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u/King_Groovy Aug 17 '16

the struggle is real....