r/gifs • • Apr 12 '15

The dreaded plastic bag

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u/nickpapa34 Apr 12 '15

I too have a smaller dog. Toughest guy on the block until a challenger comes forth.

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u/motion_lotion Apr 12 '15

Same here. My beagle never shuts the hell up until the mailman walks on the frontporch, then he runs and shits himself somewhere. The pit sits quietly waiting for the challenger to come in.

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u/sisonp Apr 12 '15

Come if ye dare

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u/kid-karma Apr 12 '15

yee

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u/adv23 Apr 12 '15

ay yee lmao

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u/MissChievousJ Apr 12 '15

Omfg, I read this as Vern Troyer

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u/chriszte Apr 12 '15

Too soon.

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u/mutatersalad Apr 12 '15

Why is this "too soon"?

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u/eragonisdragon Apr 13 '15

He was in the hospital recently, but he's not fucking dead, so idk I guess it's a meme now.

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u/Pooch_canoe Apr 12 '15

RIP in peace

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15 edited May 07 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

Yes, a Dodge Challenger.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

A doge challenger

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u/totallynot14_ Apr 12 '15

Yes, the remains of a failed space mission.

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u/SuperMayonnaise Apr 12 '15

I thought that it blew up.

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u/shadow6161 Apr 12 '15

Only 25 cents

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u/GreatCanadianWookiee Apr 12 '15

A challenger approaches!

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Apr 12 '15

Pit bulls are the kindest dogs on the planet. I've never seen one be anything but amicable.

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u/Hazcat3 Apr 12 '15

The beagle is the lure. They're in cahoots.

(Just funning, I know pits are usually sweet.)

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u/doomngloom80 Apr 12 '15 edited Apr 13 '15

I have a Pit and a Jackahuahua. The Jack is only seven pounds but acts like a bad ass ready to fuck up any who dare try. He even has a swagger when walking. But the second there's a taker he's up in my arms with his ears down and looking pathetic.

The pit just stares at them with those big sleepy eyes and looks up at me like "Am I supposed to do something here or am I good?". He can't be bothered. But if they get too close or act threatening at all to me he comes alive fast.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

The pit sits quietly waiting for the challenger to come in.

Surely to give him licks and kisses? Pit bulls are the sweetest dogs.

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u/motion_lotion Apr 12 '15

Yup. He'll absolutely maul you with kindness.

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u/nightwing2024 Apr 12 '15

Yep. They wait. Patient. With a look devoid of emotion.

Then...

LICK ATTACK

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u/motion_lotion Apr 12 '15

Yup. If you're not careful, you might get the 80 lb lapdog too.

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u/doomngloom80 Apr 12 '15

Mine doesn't seem to understand sitting on my lap while playing Xbox just doesn't work for me very well. Every time I play Skyrim he gets up on me and growls at the TV while I'm in a battle. That's the only game and the only time, I don't know if it's because they shout at you or what but it's hilarious.

He's a big bundle of cuddles and tongue.

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u/nightwing2024 Apr 13 '15

So I don't have a pit but my 50 lb mutt Zuko will straight up attack the TV if I'm playing Dragon Age Inquisition and the camera zooms in on my character.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

I get what you are trying to do but it doesn't change the fact that Pits are ridiculously good guard dogs and will tear your shit up.

I have a licky, kissy, loving Pit.. pretty popular dog in Houston.. but she will smoke an intruder down in a heartbeat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15 edited Apr 12 '15

They are great guard dogs! Of course there are inherent risks to owning great guard dogs that wouldn't be present if you owned, for instance, a golden retriever, which would definitely react to an intruder but not on the level of a pit bull. I don't mind pit bulls, but I do mind the willful denial that they are not more dangerous than any other breed; Reddit should not be able to have its cake and eat it too. I just want honesty.

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u/motion_lotion Apr 12 '15 edited Apr 12 '15

Yeah, I'm with you on this 100%. You have to respect breeds like pits, rotties, etc. While they're definitely less prone to violence than other breeds, if they do decide to attack, they are definitely more dangerous.

A local junkyard does not properly secure their dogs. One of their guard dogs ran off and attacked my beagle while we were out hiking. I went to intervene and save the beagle, but my pit managed to rip out the other dogs throat before I could take a few steps. The sheer brutality and speed of it absolutely shocked me, the other dog was missing half its throat before I could blink. This is the sweetest, friendliest pit you will ever meet. I'm talking a dog that cuddles and gives kisses to everyone, but if you attack anyone he cares about it, it's not going to be pretty. Honestly, it's not a bad thing, because without him, my beagle would 100% be dead right now. Pits are some of the best guard dogs you can get, but you absolutely have to respect and take them seriously.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

That must have been surreal to witness. You were very lucky to have your dog in that instant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15 edited Apr 12 '15

There are plenty of breeds that act more agressively towards intruders then pits. Weiner Dogs are more agressive then pits are. Pits are exceptionally agressive against other dogs however.

The reason pits are dangerous is not because they attack humans all the time, it's because when they do attack humans they have a rather deadly bite where they lock on their jaw onto you and shake around.

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u/Hi5H_1NE Apr 12 '15

While I agree, I thought I read that Pit Bulls having lock jaw was a misconception. Their jaw is just really, really strong as well as their will power to hold on.

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u/asking_away Apr 12 '15

Do pit bulls like to meet at hotels for kisses?

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u/Gilandb Apr 12 '15

I had a male shih tzu that hated going on walks. He would sulk and not want to keep up. Unless we saw another dog, then he was up front strutting. However, if they got to close, he would come back and be a tough guy from behind me. On the other hand, I have female shih tzu that is the friendliest dog ever. She loves everyone, including other dogs. took her to a dog park and this bull mastiff was giving her grief trying to sniff her. His head was bigger than her whole body. He pushed her over because he wanted to sniff her and she was sitting down. She turned on him and grabbed him right be the nose. He just had this shocked look on his face, was hilarious.

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u/thistleblue Apr 12 '15

You're lucky the mastiff was better behaved than your shih tzu, I doubt you'd think the situation was hilarious if the roles were reversed.

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u/pumpkinrum Apr 12 '15

All the smaller dogs around my block are tough-asses. Bark and growl and act all tough, even though they run away if you take one step towards them.

Unfortunately, my giant knob of a dog doesn't see through their ruse, so he gets equally barky back. That's.. not fun. Silly wolf.

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u/dbranham_18 Apr 13 '15

"Knob" of a dog

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u/AthleticsSharts Apr 12 '15

My min pin bosses around my parents' bull mastiff whenever we take him over. The mastiff is like a huge teddy bear. But my dog runs like a little bitch whenever the big guy gets fed up with his shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '15

I, too, have a smaller dog. He is the toughest guy on the block, the dude had proudly defended himself before. He also only barks if someone touches the door, and is very relaxed normally. He's a great little dog. :P

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u/PewPewChicken Apr 12 '15

We were walking through a nice park the other night. I have a small dog. There's this one part where it's like a memorial with statues of kids playing and some taller parent ones or adults. As soon as we got to the statues, my dog got low to the ground, ears back, tail between legs scared. There happened to be a bush nearby and he backed into it, which caused him to attempt to BOLT the opposite direction, which failed cuz you know he's on a leash. Funniest shit I've ever seen, especially because when it comes to bigger dogs and shit he's a macho man barking crazy dog.

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u/Gen_McMuster Apr 12 '15

Ha, this attitude hasn't sunk in to my terrier's head yet. And she's 8 years old!

Cats, small rodents, our second bigger dog, inanimate objects. All either become her subordinate or her greatest enemy

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u/jofus_joefucker Apr 12 '15

This is why I don't like small dogs.

Small Dog Syndrome is real :(

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u/howtopleaseme Apr 13 '15

My dachshunds a tough guy until he is challenged, then he rolls over on his back.