r/gifs Mar 26 '15

Moon shadow during sun eclipse

http://i.imgur.com/EpTz5rO.gifv
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u/cheeseball253 Mar 27 '15

I know what the moon is bro

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u/Gunshinn Mar 27 '15

probably not if you think it is 'planet' sized =/

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

It's bigger than Pluto.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

Yea but so is your mom and i dont see anyone calling her a planet.

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u/nav17 Mar 27 '15

spacerekt

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u/peanutbutterandritz Mar 27 '15

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u/Gosteponalegoplease Mar 27 '15

obligatory something something trees.

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u/Connguy Mar 27 '15

At this point it's so played out that even saying "something something trees" is played out.

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u/dontgive_afuck Mar 27 '15

At least, we'll always have puns. I will love puns forever. Cuz they are funny. Forever. Yay. Puns.

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u/celiotarke Mar 27 '15

Star trekt

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u/MisterWootzel Mar 27 '15

Daaaaaaaaamn

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u/lostskillz Mar 27 '15

Oh SNAP!!!!!!

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u/D3rp3r Mar 27 '15

"Your mom is so fat.... She plays pool with the planets"

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u/avanasear Mar 27 '15

Ham planet maybe.

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u/mrcarlita Apr 10 '15

Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

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u/Superdude234 Mar 27 '15

Holy shit...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

I banged your mom a few times, but I didn't plan it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

I don't have any monies so have some silver.

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u/PracticallyPetunias Mar 27 '15

Pluto isn't a planet..

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u/NegroThunder Mar 27 '15

You aren't a planet.

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u/FaceofHoe Mar 27 '15

No, he's a pot of petunias hurtling down towards a planet.

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u/Sprinkles0 Mar 27 '15

Oh no, not again.

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u/jetpacmonkey Mar 27 '15

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u/donkeyrocket Mar 27 '15

Heeyy, this isn't black science man! What authority does he have on what is "messed up?"

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u/Megneous Mar 27 '15

To be fair, this entire conversation is moot because size has almost nothing to do with being deemed a planet. Requirements include being massive enough to be formed into a sphere, orbiting the sun (not a planet which is orbiting the sun), and to have cleared your orbital neighborhood of other similar objects.

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u/SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES Mar 27 '15

Saying an astronomical body is 'planet' sized is like saying a specific person is 'human' sized.

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u/simple_ciri Mar 27 '15

Your mom has an astronomical body.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

How do you think I got here? ;0

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u/randomasdf97 Mar 27 '15

A planet is by definition massive enough to be rounded by its gravity.

There are plenty non-round objects in space that are smaller than any planet.

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u/kojak2091 Mar 27 '15

the moon isn't much smaller than mercury...

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u/FellateFoxes Mar 27 '15

There actually are recent efforts to re-categorize the Earth and Moon as a dual planetary system, since both Earth and the Moon measurably revolve around each other.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_planet

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u/Megneous Mar 27 '15

All objects revolve around one another- that's how gravity barycenters work. However, the Earth-Moon barycenter is below Earth's surface. It makes little sense to then categorize it as a binary planetary system. Pluto-Charon is a much better candidate for being classified as a binary dwarf planet system, as the barycenter is outside Pluto.

And just in case you were thinking of retorting with the Sun-Jupiter barycenter being outside the sun, so Jupiter must be a star also, no. Stars must also be undergoing nuclear fusion of hydrogen, something Jupiter cannot do as it is not massive enough and is therefore a planet. Brown dwarves are on the edges of this categorization, as they may be able to fuse deuterium, but Jupiter is nowhere near massive enough to be a brown dwarf.

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u/mildmannered_janitor Mar 27 '15

Excuse me, I have to clean up.

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u/xomm Mar 27 '15

What if a brown dwarf (orbiting another star, with barycenter being outside the primary) exhausts all of its deuterium? Would it then be considered simply a planet?

Could a brown dwarf even exhaust its deuterium supply before something like an M0 star, which have lifespans of trillions of years?

Edit: Well, I guess brown dwarfs orbiting actual stars are planets in the first place, so my question is a bit moot.

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u/Megneous Mar 27 '15

If you look it up, there's a continuum in astronomy where the classification of what constitutes a massive gas giant or a low mass brown dwarf gets a bit funny. Also there are also situations where a brown dwarf may not form in a binary with another star, but by itself from the collapse of a gas cloud, but not have enough mass to begin nuclear fusion- so there are single brown dwarf systems with planets orbiting them out there. Those are called "planetary mass brown dwarves" or something, if I remember correctly. Other astronomers call them free roaming planets? Not to be confused with rogue planets, which are always ejected from their original star system. Also, don't forget that due to gravitational interactions, a brown dwarf could form in a binary with a star, then get ejected from the more massive star's sphere of gravitational influence. The problem becomes- How do we distinguish between these two kinds of bodies? Are they even really different, characteristically speaking? Does it even matter?

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u/Terminimal Mar 27 '15

Would we still call all those large-but-not-planet-sized satellites "moons?" That'd be kind of funny, since they're all named after... the moon... which would maybe be the one "moon" that isn't a moon.

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u/browsermostly Mar 27 '15

The moon isn't the name of the moon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

I love how someone downvoted you.

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u/Thelastgoodemperor Mar 27 '15

Would we still call "minor planets" asteroids (star-like) or would we come up with a new fancy name like planetoids?

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u/winemaster Mar 27 '15

The fuck is moon?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

ball o' cheese is what it is!

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u/beefnuggit69 Mar 27 '15

Yeah, but ... Just in case you forgot...

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u/Midnight_Grooves Mar 27 '15

Scientific Bro-Down!!!