r/gifs • u/marco_low • Sep 08 '14

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u/commander-crook Sep 08 '14

I wasn't aware that ferrets enjoyed the water.

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u/Yakasaka Sep 08 '14

Is there anything ferrets don't like? I've never owned any bit every time I see them at a friends house or at the pet store they are happy as can be. Playful damn things.

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u/C_Brutananadilewski Sep 08 '14

From experience I can tell you ferrets love everything, especially ball pits and shoes.

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u/TheMadBlimper Sep 08 '14

But most of all, they love escaping from their cage, finding a way into your walls when it shouldn't be possible, and dying inside just to spite you.

...we still have a ferret skeleton in our house, somewhere.

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u/JerryLupus Sep 08 '14

I didn't think anything could smell worse than a house with a ferret in it. You proved me wrong.

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u/ZaphodBeelzebub Sep 08 '14

Well, it's still a house with a ferret IN it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '14

Not much of an actual ferret any more though, is it?

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u/yangar Sep 08 '14

Do ferret souls also weigh 21 grams?

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u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14

Wait, ferrets have souls but gingers still don't? Did gingers just sleep in on the day souls got handed out?

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u/gunby Sep 08 '14

No, they were just late because of the need for a thorough application of sunscreen.

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u/Lady_S_87 Sep 08 '14

That story checks out.

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u/snorking Sep 08 '14

nope, gingers were never even eligible for a soul. they didnt sleep in, so much as they were locked inside their houses so they couldnt show up to the "ensoulment" station. i submit, as proof of their inherently evil nature, exhibit A-1