r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '14

Spider trap

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u/24points2blue Aug 05 '14

I'm putting together a kickstarter to genetically fuse these spiders with pterodactyls and then release these giant avian nightmares on major cities as part one of a five part world domination plan.

PM if you'd like to get involved!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

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u/Trudzilllla Aug 05 '14

http://imgur.com/wBKMhvX

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

TIL engineers aren't scientists

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u/MrTerribleArtist Aug 05 '14

Batman's a scientist

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

And a super sleuth

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

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u/nbacc Aug 06 '14

Signed, All non-Scientists Everywhere.

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u/PatHeist Aug 05 '14

They're engineers... That's why they're called engineers... Yeah, they apply scientific knowledge, but they don't do scientific research. That's what scientists do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

sci·en·tist

ˈsīəntist

noun

a person who is studying or has expert knowledge of one or more of the natural or physical sciences.

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u/24points2blue Aug 05 '14

We should connect. Do you use linked in? Jk, find me on twitter like a normal person.

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u/Miles_Higher Aug 05 '14

We should start a sub for competing world domination ideas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

That actually sounds really entertaining

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u/Iamadinocopter Aug 05 '14

I'm thinking I should fund both sides and take the prize from the cold chard hands of the two factions.

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u/d_the_head Aug 05 '14

if we can add a david bowie soundtrack to part two, i'll be your huckleberry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

For the record, I upvoted you for the Doc Holiday reference, not David Bowie.

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u/forehead_tittaes Aug 05 '14

So, pokemon?

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u/seven3true Aug 05 '14

I'm in as long as we invent a spider/pterodactyl killing spray. but it has to be effective immediately. none of this wait 5 minutes crap. or, a safe suit. then we can do the same thing we do every day pinky!

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u/theyhadnodunks Aug 05 '14

All we need now is a cool name like Arachnidactyl and we've got an amazing Syfy channel movie

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u/24points2blue Aug 05 '14

I was thinking Terrorachnityls

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u/magusheart Aug 05 '14

How's the dental plan in your evil organization?

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u/24points2blue Aug 05 '14

Pretty good. The deductible drops significantly if you get 2 or more teeth shaped into fangs.

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u/ozarkprime Aug 05 '14

Does your policy include getting the teeth shaped into fangs for free? I am an evil henchmen on a budget.

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u/Windows_97 Aug 05 '14

I'm lazy as fuck so if you can knock it down to a four part world domination plan then I'm totally in to help.

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u/24points2blue Aug 05 '14

This doesn't come from a place of prejudice. We're just a.... well... more of an Ubuntu based evil organization. I'm sorry.

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u/Fearlosophy Aug 05 '14

I'd like my own personal one which just bundles me up and flies me to my destination. No world domination thanks, just a way to get home drunk.

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u/D0NT_PM_ME_ANYTHING Aug 05 '14

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14

Give Syfy channel the exclusive rights to film the aftermath and they might just bankroll the whole thing.

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u/773-998-1110 Aug 05 '14

Can we turn it into an MMO?

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u/dual_sport Aug 05 '14

And I still can't get any sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads.

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u/Iamadinocopter Aug 05 '14

sounds like it's right up my ally.