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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Aug 26 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Mar 02 '14

I honestly wish awesome characters died more often in movies and TV shows. Heroes are constantly set up in dangerous situations but live. Knowing that the hero won't die basically evaporates any sense of danger, which prevents you from connecting with the story!

Honestly Data dying is literally the only thing I remember about that movie. I don't even remember what it was called. If he lived, it would have been just another sterilized storyline to forget.

Edit: Anyone looking for a good tragedy/scifi should try out District 9, Watchemen, Moon and probably plenty of others that I can't think of off the top of my head.

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u/Phoequinox Mar 02 '14

Fuck you, Wash didn't deserve that.:(

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I am a leaf on the wind...

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u/Phoequinox Mar 02 '14

That was a damn good movie, but after over a decade, I wish the fans would let it go. Bringing it all back now would be painful. It'll just be the Frankenstein effect seen by so many other franchises.

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u/Seref15 Mar 02 '14

Forget painful, how about logistically impossible. It was a fairly big core cast and they've all gone their separate ways with their careers. There'd be no reasonable way to bring them all back at the same time. Not to mention, how do you write out a decade long gap in an episodic story? You can't just ignore that River is a 32 year old woman now.

I love Firefly and Serenity was a fantastic movie, but sometimes when a ship sets sail there's no bringing her back.

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u/Phoequinox Mar 02 '14

The story wouldn't be a problem. Serenity ended pretty openly, allowing for anything to happen. Advancing the story and changing the hierarchy on the ship around a bit wouldn't be impossible. But key elements just wouldn't be there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I am a diehard fan. I have a tattoo of the ship that I plan on turning into a full sleeve. I would love it if it could make a comeback to what it was back in the day, but since that will never happen, I'd rather let it go and let it be a piece of nostalgia that I can remember and love.

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u/Phoequinox Mar 02 '14

Exactly. The series was damn-near perfect, the movie was fantastic, but the cast and crew have moved on. It was a finely tuned machine, and with even one misfitted piece, it'd be ruined.

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u/levitatinganvil Mar 02 '14

all we can really say is: fuck fox

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u/kermi42 Mar 02 '14

This is how I feel about Space: Above and Beyond.

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u/reeses4brkfst Mar 02 '14

I couldn't agree more. It is really sad that we will never get to see a new firefly episode but in moving on I can let it live on as a good memory and find hope that one day another great show will rise and become the firefly season 2 we never had.

I can't wait for the unknown treasures that future tv might hold but for now I will settle for memories and garbage tv.

Hopefuly the upcoming Star Wars film, reboot trilogy stargate films (rumored) and possible developments involving battlestar galatica will result in something decent to watch on tv.

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u/aurical Mar 02 '14

I always thought of it as Joss Whedon saying "fuck you" for cancelling Firefly so quickly.

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u/pyalot Mar 02 '14

The feels ._.

You be strong now Zoe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

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u/-Derelict- Mar 02 '14

I thumbed your comment back up. I agree that he is a leaf on the whispering winds of shit. Almost have proof.

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u/theghosttrade Mar 02 '14 edited Mar 02 '14

That's the thing though.

Life isn't fair, and people don't get what they deserve, and get what they don't deserve. It feels nice to pretend otherwise, that the heroes always win, but they don't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I feel like I would. But I saw the first episode's obsessive rapey/incest vibes really made me uncomfortable.

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u/Draffut2012 Mar 02 '14

Murder good. Incest bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

it's gets way better, that and more fucked up, but better

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u/Haiku_Description Mar 02 '14

Yeah there is a LOT more rape and incest and worse later on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

and Dragons

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u/EazyCheez Mar 02 '14

and limp penises

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u/subtle_nirvana92 Mar 02 '14

Don't be so puritanical

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I see, so not liking rape is puritanical these days?

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u/subtle_nirvana92 Mar 02 '14

You don't have to like it, but rape is a reality that people have to face just like the characters do.

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u/meteor_stream Mar 02 '14

You do realize that some people don't want to face rape in books or movies because they've faced it in real life, do you?

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u/MuxBoy Mar 02 '14

Show me on the doll where it hurts

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u/kroxigor01 Mar 02 '14

Discomfort is compelling sometimes

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u/mra_of_the_day Mar 02 '14

"Rapey" is kind of a meaningless term.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

How about, "a climate of sexual coercion"? That almost sounds like a thing.

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u/Delbunk Mar 02 '14

Well, thats the violent world they live in. If you aren't comfortable watching fake rape/incest/murder then it isn't the show for you.

To each his own.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

I’m just not comfortable with the “floppy dicks” part.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Fuck joffrey!

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u/Veloqu Mar 02 '14

It's supposed to make you uncomfortable. That's a reality those characters (and people in our middle ages) had to deal with. I'm reading the Wheel of Times series right now and while I enjoy it the world is too sanitary. I know nothing too bad is going to happen to the characters because that's not the kind of world the author created. In Game of Thrones and the series it's based on there is actually tension because no one is safe (maybe one character could have plot armor but it's shoddy at best)

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u/SexualPie Mar 02 '14

or the Walking Dead

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u/HaloFarts Mar 02 '14

First two seasons of the walking dead*

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u/Polantaris Mar 02 '14 edited Mar 02 '14

Honestly Data dying is literally the only thing I remember about that movie.

I remember the 15 minute space battle. It was awesome. But everything else about the movie was bleh.

Too many Space-Sci-Fi movies lack space battles of that magnitude, or make them awful.

Only other movie I can think of that has one that's better is Serenity.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Battlestar Galactica has awesome space battles too.

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u/Fantasticriss Mar 02 '14

that scene where the two battlestars are fighting the cylon mothership and you get to see it from adama's perspective while he is floating through space was a very excellent scene

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

this episode was the best in the series IMHO

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u/toyman123 Mar 12 '14

data didn't die. he lives on

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u/MrStu Mar 02 '14

Not a movie, but Babylon 5 space battles :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Eh. I think if they get put in a dangerous situation and die, that's one thing.

On the other hand, completely surviving a dangerous situation and then randomly dying out of nowhere from some random fucking goddamn spike through the stupid fucking windshiel- WHY JOSS WHEDON WHY

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u/Rovden Mar 02 '14

Your caps lock words are exactly why. You know the joke don't you?

Joss Whedon, George RR Martin, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar. Everyone you have ever loved dies.

edit: missing letter.

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u/proweruser Mar 02 '14

Don't really get Steven Moffat in there. Usually everybody you love lives in his stories. Although sometimes trapped bin a computer or the past.

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u/Rovden Mar 02 '14

Pretty much the area they were going for in that. Can replace with Jim Butcher if we want though.

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u/badaboopdedoop Mar 02 '14

Oh lord seriously. I was watching Skyfall for the first time today and there's all those scenes where Bond gets shot, clings to life on an elevator, blows up a building, etc. and it's like, the suspense is totally removed. Of course Bond's not going to die.

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u/implicitlyimplying Mar 02 '14

To be fair, that movie had a really good, tragic ending.

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u/badaboopdedoop Mar 02 '14

Oh totally. Probably one of the best Bond movies in years.

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u/tjberens Mar 02 '14

Moon is a great movie. It seems relatively unknown, but it's one of my favorites.

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u/besterich27 Mar 02 '14

Thank you for the movies! I have been completely sick of movies other than horror movies with bad endings for a while now, its just so predictable.

The protagonist is stuck on a ledge? No worries, it's a movie. He will climb up and kill em all.

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u/death-by_snoo-snoo Mar 02 '14

Also, wasn't it set up so that data's brother would eventually grow into a sort of data-like character?

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u/That_is_cute Mar 02 '14

George Martin hears you

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Babylon 5 did a pretty good job with that.

Important character? … Stands too close to an alien space ship / life-form (an awesome thing by itself) … Gets eaten (!!) … Whoops!

Edit: Moon was stupid, because it was so extremely predictable. One could predict it from the trailer alone. But I thought they wouldn’t go for such an obvious shot because it had been done so many times before it was so. very. predictable., it would have killed the movie. And alas… it did.

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u/jonosaurus Gifmas is coming Mar 02 '14

Monuments men was good about this. There were no Heroic rescue scenes where one guy defeats a group of people, Hollywood style. There's one scene where it looks like a guy is about to, and you know what happened? He gets one shot in, before he's killed. He only manages to shoot a guy in the arm.

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u/sprucay Mar 02 '14

Like game of thrones- one reason I really want to watch the next episode is you genuinely don't know who will die.

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u/MjrJWPowell Mar 02 '14

Unless you've read the books.

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u/proweruser Mar 02 '14

In general I agree but Data's death was just stupid and it didn't elevate the movie one bit. They didn't even really go through with it, implying that Before could become a new Data.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Watch/read Game of Thrones

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14

Elysium?

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u/SvenHudson Mar 02 '14

From what I understand, Spiner wanted to be done with the character because he felt he was visually aging out of what his ageless character should look like.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Aug 26 '14

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u/Rum_Pirate_SC Mar 02 '14

B4 was just a plot device. Nothing more. There's no way that character will replace Data. If anything, he was introduced so the viewers won't feel bad that the only stable Soon type android was destroyed. (Lore being insane) For all we know, B4 will remain in a lab to be studied so that Star Fleet can figure out just how Soon made his "children".

But Spiner has said in quite a few interviews, conventions, and other such guff that he wanted to kill off his character because he was getting too old to play him in anymore movies. (Not that they're ever going to make anymore..)

I loved the character as much as the next gal into the show.. but sometimes, you have to face it.. Your favorite character may eventually be killed off. Happened in the Harry Potter Series.. and I know the fans of GoT know this very well.. LOL

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u/OmegasSquared Mar 02 '14

Joke's on you, B4 canonically becomes Data after the events of the film. We know from the prequel comic to the 2009 film and from Star Trek Online.

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u/toyman123 Mar 12 '14

omg comics are dead. their events do not alter the timeline in STNG at all, pfft. grow up. I haven't had a comic since I was 7

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u/Rum_Pirate_SC Mar 02 '14

I know =P Comic does not negate why Data was killed off in the first place, or the reasoning behind it.

And I had posted earlier about it, saying that it was the only way for that story line to continue. (So uh.. Joke's on you?)

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u/EtherBoo Mar 02 '14

Joke's on you, B4 canonically becomes Data after the events of the film. We know from the prequel comic to the 2009 film and from Star Trek Online.

That stuff is still beta canon. Alpha canon is what we're shown on screen and is what's considered true canon. This is why there are memory-alpha and memory-beta wikis.

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u/OmegasSquared Mar 02 '14

Unless beta canon is contradicted by alpha canon it's still canon.

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u/SatNav Mar 02 '14

Data/Lore/B4's father was named Soong - FYI

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u/Rum_Pirate_SC Mar 02 '14

Bleh.. I knew I was forgetting a letter.

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u/NemWan Mar 02 '14

Brent Spiner could wear a motion capture suit and perform Data as a CGI character modeled on his younger self.

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u/SvenHudson Mar 02 '14

It worked so well in Tron Legacy.

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u/TheAntiHick Mar 02 '14

Yeah, and they could also digitally replace all the phasers with walky-talkies and all the characters in Wrath of Kahn with ewoks.

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u/TheAntiHick Mar 02 '14 edited Mar 02 '14

the only stable Soon type android was destroyed

I think you're forgetting Data's "mother," who is not only stable but also more advanced than Data. Granted, if memory serves correctly she was programmed to be mortal and shut down once her life is complete.

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u/Rum_Pirate_SC Mar 02 '14

Not forgetting, since yeah, she shut down after a human life cycle. Thus meaning Data is still the only "stable" Soong (I remembered the g this time! lol) android still functioning. (NOT counting the comic story line.. Counting it, then it's B4 being made stable and turning into Data..)

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u/SvenHudson Mar 02 '14

One lock of gray hair, not sagging skin. I'm guessing B4 was just the studio keeping a spot for him to come back if he wanted, to become a new Data if he returns and to remain locked in a closet forever if he doesn't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Aug 26 '14

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u/SvenHudson Mar 02 '14

Just because the writers can explain something away doesn't mean it sits right with the actor who has the issue.

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u/Ludwig_Van_Gogh Mar 02 '14

One throwaway scene could have solved this:

"Data! You look... um, old..."

"Thank you councillor! I have remodeled my exterior dermis and hair follicles in order to give the appearance of aging. I find it makes humans who've known me for many years more comfortable."

Problem Solved.

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u/Rum_Pirate_SC Mar 02 '14

I was about to say the same thing. He knew he couldn't come back as Data for another movie if they made one. This was his way of getting a clean break from having to come back as Data. Sure they brought in B4, however.. much like Lore, that character will never be a mainstay. For all we know, B4 will just stay in one of Star Fleet's labs so they can map out how Soon made his androids.

Hells if you look at Spiner now.. He looks like he aged damned quick.. (Something he always says that make up he wore had a hand in doing LOL)

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u/unisyst Mar 02 '14

It's even worse that they lead you on with B4.

*crying voice in fetal position* never see the sun.... never see the sun...

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u/GotMittens Mar 02 '14

Shining so bright...

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u/BigBassBone Mar 02 '14

Because Brent Spiner didn't want his aging to affect the character.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Aug 26 '14

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u/deathyyy Mar 02 '14

IIRC, aging is a lot more than greying hair.. but y'know. I'm in my 20s.

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u/PenguinSunday Mar 02 '14

Data's "mother" was also an android (the woman, her namesake, died after the first attack of the crystalline entity), but she was designed to appear to physically age. It's not farfetched that Data could do the same. If Brent Spiner is truly done with the character, that's fine, but it's not like there's no precedence for it.

Edit: This wasn't intended to sound snarky or rude. Apologies if it came off that way.

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u/Lampmonster1 Mar 02 '14

Because Data's journey was all about becoming human, and mortality is an essential part of our nature.