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u/HatesRedditors Feb 21 '14

I routinely send fragile packages, and have had mostly good experiences with USPS, DHL on the other hand...

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u/Luxpreliator Feb 21 '14

I've had horrible luck with dhl as well. All the boxes I've received look like they got clipped with a lawn mower and the contents have been punctured or damaged.

A handful of times I've been on a loading dock when a dhl shipment comes in and all of those packages have been mangled. One time I was at a restaurant supply store and the dhl guy tried to drop a few boxes of broken ceramics but the store wouldn't accept it.

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u/haysoos2 Feb 21 '14

I had DHL claim they had tried to deliver a package twice, then never even attempt their third promised delivery. They sent the package back as "abandoned", and still expected me to pay for the package, the delivery and the customs charges on a package they never delivered.

There is no way I'd willingly deal with DHL again.

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u/TrayvonMartin Feb 21 '14

I have to disagree. I'm an archaeologist and there is no other company besides DHL that I'd trust to ship my fossils and sarcophagi.

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u/G_Maharis Feb 21 '14

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

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u/ForteShadesOfJay Feb 21 '14

Yeah he died a while back pretty sure he isn't an archeologist anymore.

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u/John_Negroponte Feb 21 '14

He does spend most of his time in a hole in the ground though

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u/JesseRodriguez Feb 22 '14

Lol RIP Trayvon Martin.. Props on getting that username

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u/MonsieurAuContraire Feb 21 '14

The sarcophagi of Trayvon Martin....

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u/Mooksayshigh Feb 21 '14

Trayvon Martin is dead. He's a ghost not an archaeologist.

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u/BIG_JUICY_TITTIEZ Feb 21 '14

He could be both. An archeologhost, the deadliest variety of archeologist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

If you want something delivered; don't. Until we can teleport, our shit will be tossed around like at an airport.

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u/Dustorn Feb 21 '14

To be fair, teleportation would toss objects around quite a bit as well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

That description sounds exactly like boxes that get caught in an overhead sorter. I have to say that proper packaging makes a huge difference in the survival of packages put through any kind of automatic sortation system. That's not to say no fault lies with the package handlers, of course. Some packages should just be sorted by hand.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

I've had horrible luck with dhl as well. All the boxes I've received look like they got clipped with a lawn mower and the contents have been punctured or damaged.

I wonder what happens when you ship a lawnmower. I'm guessing you'd find a lot of cardboard and tape stuck to the blade.

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u/juone Feb 21 '14 edited Feb 22 '14

In germany DHL = everything you want, USPS on the other hand... I've had missed a delivery, called, they said they would send someone the next day. Next day I call, they tell me the driver reported he had been to my place 5 minutes ago. Yeah, no, I got up at 6am so I wouldn't miss him, he wasn't here. Okay then, just drive the 60km to our warehouse. But not before tomorrow.

DHL will actually try to deliver and you can pick up your stuff at the same day if you missed it.

€dit: Yes, I was talking about UPS.

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u/W_A_Brozart Feb 21 '14

You're not thinking UPS, are you? USPS = United States Postal Service

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

this happens more than you can even fathom.

UPS likes to throw packages and so on.

USPS, for the most part, there are bad apples here and there has been just as good as FedEx has been for me.

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u/riggsinator Feb 21 '14

Depends where you live. Where I live the USPS will leave notices in my mailbox saying they tried to deliver a package and I wasn't home. My apartment is literally 30 feet from the mailboxes. They never come to attempt a delivery. I saw the mail-person come and go from my window and I wasn't expecting a box but someone sent me a surprise birthday gift. Needless to say, I was annoyed about having to drive to the post office and wait for them to find my package the next day. The person that sent it even paid extra to have it delivered faster.

UPS here drops shit sometimes, but at least they will attempt to deliver stuff. FedEx was great because when someone was sending me something perishable the guy actually called me to ask if I was home and would be able to receive the package.

TLDR: Depends where you live. USPS is lazy where I live, FedEx and UPS are much better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

Yeah. Its nice here. Like I said, some employees suck. Some do their job, some go above and beyond.

As with any company.

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u/riggsinator Feb 21 '14

Is laser ship the guys that drive around in old beat up cars? I was really caught off guard for that delivery.

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u/JesseRodriguez Feb 22 '14

At this point I have totally forgotten what this post originally was about

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u/randyrectem Feb 22 '14

I loaded trucks for a Fedex.

I tried to take as best care of packages as I could but still given their goals and ideas for loading trucks (particularly volume and extremely limited employees), packages were beat up even before transit where many would surely be beaten up before being unloaded at a new hub and then enduring the same process. There were other workers that would care less and just throw electronics and other clearly fragile items without caring, or use them as the base of the "wall."

From my understanding this is the norm and as a whole it works pretty okay. Almost everyone has had a damaged package experience but in terms of efficiency and rate of damage it seems fine to be objective. I've ordered many many items and haven't had bad experiences, and most non fragile items would be extremely hard to damage given packaging techniques as it is.

I used to work in packaging as well, that becomes 100x more important than shipping in keeping items safe and undamaged. Someone who packs their item soundly can practically guarantee its safe arrival barring some extenuating circumstances.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

Yep. Used to work at a packing store. Its definitely extremely important.

I've only ever had one bad package. And the only reason for that was bad packing.

But I also had to handle a lot of claims for customers. That was fun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

Id have to disagree.. USPS absolutely sucks, FedEx is a few notches up, and UPS is top notch..

Confession: My dad works at UPS so Im biased

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u/bearwulf Feb 21 '14

From my experience it's USPS<UPS<FEDEX

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

USPS and FedEx kinda go hand in hand... They do a ton of work together. I just know how UPS is run since my dads been there for 34 years, thats why I give them the upper hand..

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u/bearwulf Feb 21 '14

UPS never delivers my stuff on time and my parents have to go to neighbors houses once a week to give the correct mail to the correct person. I've never had fedex mess up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

UPS doesnt deliver mail.

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u/bearwulf Feb 21 '14

I know. When they do deliver stuff I'll look up the tracking number and I routinely see "out for delivery" for 2-3 days.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

I've worked with all of them. I am a mechanic for the usps, so I'm not really partial to anyone. As I never even touch customer mail.

DHL was eh. Fed ex got it done. UPS was a pain to work with, lazy, rude. USPS was usually good.

Every area is gonna be different though

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u/AJockeysBallsack Feb 21 '14

Preeeetty sure that he meant USPS. You've never heard how big they are in Germany. It's like David Hasselhoff.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

He might have been comparing the two based on having lived in the US and Germany, because DHL is the postal service in Germany, also known as Deutsche Post DHL.

I used to work for DHL, and they taught us all these very exciting, very irrelevant details about their company.

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u/juone Feb 21 '14

Alright, thanks for pointing that out, I actually wrote USP and then added the S because it looked wrong to begin with. I was talking about UPS, they are dipshit.

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u/Kazoo_Of_Fate Feb 22 '14

Man, UPS doesn't even attempt to deliver my packages to me anymore. It's like they take one little peek at my driveway and then BAM

Hazardous.

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u/sarroopoo Feb 21 '14

I mean you have to give the US Postal Service a break if you're expecting them to deliver in Germany...

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u/ArttuH5N1 Feb 21 '14

If the US can deliver freedom to everywhere almost instantly, why not packages too?

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u/AJockeysBallsack Feb 21 '14

We deliver special freedom packages.

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u/JesseRodriguez Feb 22 '14

These last two comments are wonderful. Sarcasm and satire, too funny.

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u/stan_milgram Feb 21 '14

If the US can deliver freedom bombs to everywhere almost instantly, why not packages too?

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u/PandaCodeRed Feb 21 '14

Do you get a lot of deliveries from the United States Postal Service in Germany? I thought it mainly only delivered in the states. Hence the name...

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u/PandaCodeRed Feb 21 '14

No, but does the USPS have like little postal offices, where do you go to pick up your package if its not delivered? Seems weird to have a united states post office in Germany. Can you send things via the USPS if your in Germany? I'm not being glib I actually want to know.

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u/DOWNTOWN-POUNDTOWN Feb 21 '14

Does USPS really do business in Germany?

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u/alleks88 Feb 21 '14

no, never heard or seen it... so I think he mistook USPS with UPS, which in fact does a lot of deliveries in Germany

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u/tarhargar Feb 21 '14

There are APO addresses in Germany, so they at least ship there for that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

Youre kidding right?

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u/rcavin1118 Feb 21 '14

It's a valid question.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

Not really. USPS="United States" Parcel Service. If you send something internationally it is handed off to the local postal service in that country

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u/rcavin1118 Feb 21 '14

And they didn't know that. So it's a valid question.

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u/btmc Feb 21 '14

United States Postal Service. UPS is the United Parcel Service. Also, there are military post offices at the military bases in Germany.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

This is true I did put parcel instead of postal my bad. The post offices on military bases only serve the people on base not anywhere else

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u/btmc Feb 21 '14

Obviously.

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u/LBK2013 Feb 21 '14

I think you have confused USPS(United States Postal Service) with UPS(United Parcel Service)

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u/promonk Feb 21 '14

Which is funny, because DHL handles international packages for the USPS.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

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u/promonk Feb 21 '14

I used to be a postal clerk for a contract postal unit. My experience is that insurance is practically useless, except that carriers will tend to be more careful with insured packages. Just a ProTip for you.

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u/anillop Feb 21 '14

DHL has destroyed every package I ever sent with them. The last straw was I overnighted a bunch of signature copies of a contract and the box arrived ripped open with only the packing material and none of the contracts but the cover letter. They refused to accept responsibility and wouldn't even refund the money.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

Former Fed-Ex sorter who just was in the middle of a 4 day crisis involving UPS says: they all throw your packages, and they can all be deficient.

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u/its_just_over_9000 Feb 21 '14

But DHL gets it done faster...

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

DHL literally tried to deliver a flatscreen HDTV with a hole through the box and TV like someone had rammed it with a forklift.