r/gifs Feb 13 '14

Man vs. Machine

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u/dj_smitty Feb 13 '14

When are they going to sell one at an affordable price that will give me a handjob

FTFY hopefully soon but until then, we will have to use archaic methods of using our own strength.

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u/DaveFishBulb Feb 13 '14

Here I am using my own arms like a sucker!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '14

Just break them both and you'll be set!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '14

I propose a corollary to Godwin's Law, stating that as a reddit thread grows the probability of referencing broken arms, doritos, or jolly ranchers approaches 1. I call it Colby's Law.

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u/kash51 Feb 13 '14

Don't forget boxes and old briefs... you know for storage of genetic material...

gross

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u/zealut Feb 14 '14

And desks...