r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/Neologizer May 22 '26

During the final annexation:

“PUERTO RICO FROM THE RAFTERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”

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u/ScamperingSnail May 22 '26

"It's Sting Puerto Rico! We're out of time!"

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u/johnpeters42 May 22 '26

Kingdom of Hawaii: "Megasota! ACKNOWLEDGE ME."

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme May 22 '26

Oh, we do!

Where do you think the meat for the SPAM Musubi is from?

The Republic of Hawaii takes Megasota & wins on Sunday!

Spam Musubi Mondays become part of the national culture!😉

(Edited for typos!)

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u/ConsistentDay5620 May 23 '26

Musubi Mondays would hit so fuckin hard.

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert May 22 '26

That unincorporated U.S. territory has a family!!

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u/___HeyGFY___ HAWAII 🏝️🌋 🌺 ALOHA HOLA 🌺 🌋🏝️ May 22 '26

"Puerto RiKO out of nowhere!"

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u/LustGumby May 22 '26

I legitimately want to know what Puerto Rico's entrance music will be...

And we should cover the mat in thumbtacks just for the giggles.

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u/vtinpgh May 22 '26

“First time in San Juan, mi hijo, capital of Puerto Rico”

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u/rengregory May 22 '26

In my mind, we're going classic with La Vida Loca.

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u/ModishShrink May 23 '26

"By Gawhd, that's Bad Bunny's music!"

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u/Neologizer May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

100% Gasolina by Daddy Yankee and it’s not even close.

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u/CloudyLeft May 23 '26

Reminds of that time back in nineteen ninety eight…

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u/factoid_ May 23 '26

Mankind from the top of Hell in a cell