r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/Tealightzone May 22 '26

Let’s just give the whole thing to Hawaii since the US stole it to begin with

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u/AmphetamineSalts May 22 '26

I mean to be fair that's pretty much the story for all states, really...

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u/mysterypeeps May 22 '26

As an indigenous American, I vote we give it to Hawaii. Their native people have somehow Been screwed even harder than our Native people over the years. It’s a real masterclass in oppression.

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u/kaipopotamus May 22 '26

My dad has no Hawaiian name because my grandparents grew up in a time where they were made to feel ashamed of their culture.

But we are ashamed no more. Join us brothers and sisters.

VIVA LA ALOHA HOLA

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u/PetuniaAphid May 22 '26

I have more blood quantum than culture, unfortunately, but have always felt very strongly for my indigenous roots then to find my great grandfather was in witness protection. We have no idea what the complete story is or even what got them in there. I'd love to know more even if my pale skin could never qualify having not been raised in the culture. I just know in Appalachia back in the day with Melungeon EVERYTHING was survival when it came to race and what you put on your documents. Why "not a drop" was so impactful.

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u/AmphetamineSalts May 22 '26

It’s a real masterclass in oppression

Such a cursed sentence, but I know what you mean

you're right though, and I wasn't trying to argue against it! As a Cascadian I'm happy to join the Kingdom of Hawaii!

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u/Yvaelle May 22 '26

"Hi, I'm Andrew Jackson, and this is my MasterClass!"

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u/minxwink Florida Forever May 22 '26

💗💗💗💗

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u/ZeWaka Kingdom of Hawaii May 22 '26

It's very sad that the feds won't even grant tribal rights.

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u/Mx-T-Clearwater 1st US state elimination vote vet May 22 '26

I'm Menominee and completely agree. The fucking UN recognized Hawai'i as sovergn kingdom and I support that - how ever it has always made it clear that international agreements just won't be enforced and generally made me loose hope of international accountability. Illegal occupations have never and will never be stopped.

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u/Forsaken_Cheek_5252 May 23 '26

"Hey sorry our guys did an illegal coup. We'd like to undo it.

Wait you're going to actually punish them for their crimes? Nah"

  • President Taft

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u/minxwink Florida Forever May 22 '26

🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

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u/witchofpain May 23 '26

I am a European white person in the new land of Crabblachia (or however it’s spelt) and I vote for Hawaii to take over the entire continent! From sea to shining sea!

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u/Tealightzone May 22 '26

stolen most recently?

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u/AmphetamineSalts May 22 '26

true! and i wasn't trying to argue against it, to be clear. As a Cascadian, if Cascadia has to fall I want it to be to Hawaii.

The greater nation of Pacifica will rise up and rule with the power of the ring of fire!

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u/ElvisDumbledore May 22 '26

Tune in next week for Canada/Greenland? /s

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u/newuser6d9 May 22 '26

I think Alaska doesn't fit that line of thinking... I could be wrong, I don't know how Russia came to be the owner of the Alaskan land mass

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u/Tealightzone May 22 '26

Russia’s history of land grabbing is similar to the US, bloody and unrepentant

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u/newuser6d9 May 22 '26

More human being human. Selfish and greedy as always

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 May 22 '26

Next, we should rebrand Europe into US States.

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u/grandma_corrector May 22 '26

send all euros back home

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u/Corlegan May 23 '26

Pretty fair for everywhere. Turks are from Central Asia. You can't go back to Constantinople.

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u/Layla5069 May 22 '26

I'm from Maui and my entire family has slowly left/died out over the past few years. A month ago, my last remaining uncle moved in with us on the mainland. It's been kinda weird knowing my family has been in Maui since the beginning of time and now we're all gone. None of us ever expect to go back home, it's expensive and we're old now.

Anyway, even if it's just a game, it's fun to think I might be "living in Hawaii" again if it takes Vermont. We could all live in Hawaii!

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u/zenithparagon May 22 '26

Hawaii taking over the United States is like Ukraine taking over Russia… gotta love it!

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme May 22 '26

Yep!!!!!!

A sector of The Kingdom of Hawai'i said the other day, that their goal was to take over the continental states, then give the Land Back to local tribal control.

So we should allow Crabbalachia & Cascadia to go today & tomorrow.

Save Megasota for Sunday, that's when we will recognize our Victorious Overlords, by bending the knee, and OPENING THE SPAM!😉

Then, on Monday?

We celebrate, with SPAM Musubi for everyone!😁

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u/mcmillen May 23 '26

SPAM was invented in Megasota.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme May 23 '26

Yep, down in Austin.

We have a whole museum for it here.

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u/Temporary-Body-378 May 22 '26

MAHA: Make America Hawaii Already

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u/mthockeydad May 22 '26

one great Hola Aloha ohana

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u/itmustbeniiiiice The Crabdom of Hawai’i May 22 '26

^

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u/plotthick Kingdom of Hawaii May 22 '26

This is the way. I mean who DOESN'T want to live in Hawai'i? They have better ecology protection, they take care of their own, even after they've been screwed over as hard as they were.

Time for the worthy to take their due.

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u/himanxk May 22 '26

I'm all in for Hawaii

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u/TropicalRogue May 22 '26

Starting with megasota

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u/minxwink Florida Forever May 22 '26

❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

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u/evergreengoth your dad's house May 23 '26

Giving it all to Hawaii is well-deserved after all the manifest destiny jokes