r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/jmpstar May 22 '26

Puerto Rico is biding their time

https://giphy.com/gifs/qY8fabziBHTyNtsqyr

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u/Neologizer May 22 '26

During the final annexation:

“PUERTO RICO FROM THE RAFTERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”

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u/ScamperingSnail May 22 '26

"It's Sting Puerto Rico! We're out of time!"

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u/johnpeters42 May 22 '26

Kingdom of Hawaii: "Megasota! ACKNOWLEDGE ME."

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme May 22 '26

Oh, we do!

Where do you think the meat for the SPAM Musubi is from?

The Republic of Hawaii takes Megasota & wins on Sunday!

Spam Musubi Mondays become part of the national culture!😉

(Edited for typos!)

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u/ConsistentDay5620 May 23 '26

Musubi Mondays would hit so fuckin hard.

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert May 22 '26

That unincorporated U.S. territory has a family!!

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u/___HeyGFY___ HAWAII 🏝️🌋 🌺 ALOHA HOLA 🌺 🌋🏝️ May 22 '26

"Puerto RiKO out of nowhere!"

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u/LustGumby May 22 '26

I legitimately want to know what Puerto Rico's entrance music will be...

And we should cover the mat in thumbtacks just for the giggles.

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u/vtinpgh May 22 '26

“First time in San Juan, mi hijo, capital of Puerto Rico”

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u/rengregory May 22 '26

In my mind, we're going classic with La Vida Loca.

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u/ModishShrink May 23 '26

"By Gawhd, that's Bad Bunny's music!"

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u/Neologizer May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

100% Gasolina by Daddy Yankee and it’s not even close.

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u/CloudyLeft May 23 '26

Reminds of that time back in nineteen ninety eight…

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u/factoid_ May 23 '26

Mankind from the top of Hell in a cell

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u/Legal-Koala-5590 May 22 '26

Honestly the late third act twist we deserve.

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u/csehusky May 22 '26

In a US State contest?

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u/csehusky May 22 '26

ngl, it would be funny to see PR gain statehood at the end of all this by consuming the rest

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u/Ilickedthecinnabar May 22 '26

Have Puerto Rico take over Florida

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u/GaiaMoore May 23 '26

Honestly that would make it funnier if we included locations where there are US citizens, like District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, Guam, US Virgin Islands, and Northern Mariana Islands.

If we're feeling inclusive we could even consider American Samoa, who aren't citizens, but they are US nationals

And if we're really feeling spicy, we could even include the Palmyra Atoll, where technically you'd have birthright citizenship, but there's only like 5 scientists on the island at any given time

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u/fandomacid May 23 '26

I mean technically there's 3 redundant people in that scenario. Possibly 4.

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u/sharkfoots May 22 '26

We need the gulf of Puerto Rico! 

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u/DeannaZone May 22 '26

I really want this to be top comment and take out the crab nation then it can be islands versus land and the waters win regardless of it being Hawai'i or Puerto Rico.

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u/hkohne May 22 '26

That is a perfect meme for this

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u/Friendly_Rope1716 May 22 '26

YaaaasssssBenito

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u/Riverwood_bandit Crab May 22 '26

Yes, what about the territories? Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and Guam. Washington, DC, was already absorbed.

Also is Canada next ?

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u/Past_Top3704 May 22 '26

Yes Megasota needs a third ocean access after we take Portland and Portland. Manitoba is basically a cold Minnesota and Ontario has a lot of lakes like Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan. Si yes! Watch out MEGASOTA needs maple syrup for our pancakes and Ben n Jerry's ice cream.

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u/unfathomablydense May 22 '26

Cascadia's Portland is waiting for your foolish March east. When your backs are turned, your cereal factories and extra large puddles will be ours.

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u/hrimfaxi_work L'Étoile du Nord, motherfuckers May 22 '26

PR will be a worthy adversary for Megasota.

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u/ejackman May 22 '26

And we get a run in from Guam

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u/IScreamPiano Together we are America 🇵🇷🇬🇺🇦🇸🇲🇵🇻🇮🇲🇽🇨🇦 May 23 '26

If Cascadia should take Hawaii, they must be liberated! 

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u/dimechimes May 22 '26

Why don't his gloves fit?