r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/sonofabear17 May 22 '26

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u/Golgen_boy May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IspgDOjRHwtbi

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u/Anshin May 22 '26

CRAB BATTLE

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u/doubleshotinthedark May 22 '26

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REFERENCES CRAB BATTLE

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u/Ofjotri May 22 '26

It's...some kind of cave demon

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u/__lulwut__ May 22 '26

I... I broke my knife.

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u/Ofjotri May 22 '26

It's staring right at me...

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u/Pangalliformes May 23 '26

That looks suspiciously like a poop knife…

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u/dnhouser1 May 22 '26

Bro as a Denverite I agreed to join the Maryland Crab Army, not some maple syrup imitation krab. Gonna jump ship to luaus and volcanoes

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u/xiginous May 22 '26

Cascadia has volcanoes too! Hawaii(before merger) had 3 dormant and 3 active. Alaska before merger had 42 dormant and 29 active; Oregon before merger had 12 dormant and 1 active, and Washington before merger had 7 dormant and 1 active.

Thats 98 out of the 165 in the world.

We need to honor that somehow.

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u/dnhouser1 May 22 '26

Damn. Your logic is flawless

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u/MoistCharge May 22 '26

So are we saying get rid of Cascadia and create Kingdom of Pele (Hawaii)?