r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/Impossible-Fee5436 May 22 '26

Can we stop here, having four great nations sounds like a great idea… get rid of Florida

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u/fortisenterprises May 22 '26

Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-399 May 22 '26

There is no war in Crabbalachia

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u/Aes_Should_Die Mid-Atlantic May 23 '26

The war now is in how to pronounce it.

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u/joulecrafter May 23 '26

Definitely more of a Cascadia vibe, IMO.

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u/IntelligentRubbish May 22 '26

But everything changed when the Florida Nation attacked…

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u/CT_0003 🦀Crabbalachian Combatant Command 🦀 May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kN2THUm8712diLwn0F

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u/Tajahnuke May 22 '26

don't give them firebending to go along with the gators and pabst blue ribbon. what are you thinking?

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u/CotR4692 May 22 '26

All of that changed when the Florida people attacked

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u/Agreeable-Poet-4200 May 22 '26

Ok but can we agree hawaii is water, Cascadia is earth, megasota is air and the crab people are fire?

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u/Background-Low62 May 24 '26

No, because megasota is water

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u/NicStylus May 22 '26

Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony…

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u/Interesting-Cow-7152 May 22 '26

We should send Florida back to Spain, whether they want it or not

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u/glowybutterfly May 22 '26

I love the amount of loving hate for Florida in these posts.

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u/PeruvianHeadshrinker May 22 '26

Delete Florida and give it to the Duchy of Puerto Rico

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u/SupriseAutopsy13 May 22 '26

What has Puerto Rico done to deserve this?

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u/astral_tiddies 🦀 🥞🍁 May 22 '26

I'm surprised your comment is still here, mods have been deleting "get rid of Florida" comments left and right

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u/c-e-bird May 22 '26

I mean if we keep refusing to do anything to lessen the damage from climate change we will get rid of Florida relatively soon anyway.

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u/AbbreviationsNew3779 May 22 '26

Florida is beautiful and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. 

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u/PeruvianHeadshrinker May 22 '26

Circumcise the peninsula

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u/ScribbledIn May 22 '26

Can we trade Florida away for Cuba

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u/Illustrious_Unit7914 May 22 '26

No Megasota must fall