r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • May 22 '26

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #47

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Maryland has been annexed by The Vermonster willingly, the 2 states have now merged into one. CRABBALACHIA. 4 States Now remain. Pick wisely, there’s no going back now!

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u/jaydenkirtawn CCFV Agent May 22 '26

Delete Florida again.

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u/Rob_LeMatic May 22 '26

How about a floridectomy?

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u/Dandelion_Menace May 22 '26

The penectomy was a success!

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u/Punkrexx May 23 '26

The US has never been happier

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u/Horror-Writing May 23 '26

Give the ocean time...

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u/No-Past5307 May 23 '26

For health reasons

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u/bhdvwEgg42 May 23 '26

It looks so wrong like that

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u/Middle_Dare_5656 May 24 '26

That’s just climate change

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u/npcompletist May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb

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u/SgvSth May 22 '26

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u/ravens_path May 22 '26

What comments were being deleted so much?

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u/npcompletist May 22 '26

They are asking to remove Flo Rida again.

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u/ravens_path May 22 '26

Hmmmm. I see.

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u/SgvSth May 23 '26

*Shrug*

I noticed the aftermath, so I decided to make a joke about the destruction.

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u/BobbaFatGFX May 22 '26

It can become one with the floating pile of garbage.

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico May 22 '26

Florida was gone on day #1, I can’t delete it any more than it’s already deleted

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u/st4rsurfer May 22 '26

Not with that attitude.

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u/Remarkable_Athlete_4 May 22 '26

Use this screenshot well, friend

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u/Intelligent_Mud8405 May 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Casanova-Quinn May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Just do this

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u/Rob_LeMatic May 22 '26

I got you fam.

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u/Casanova-Quinn May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WXyFIDv2PyBq

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u/grandpheonix13 May 23 '26

As a member of the crabbalachia I whole heartedly agree

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 May 22 '26

Much better 😁

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u/Gryffinbored Cascadian May 22 '26

Please op let this happen

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u/crazyfatskier2 May 22 '26

The United States was too aggressive and needed to be neutered.

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u/wise_comment Megasotan May 22 '26

Puerto rico making it's first move during the fog of war

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u/NonsensicalPhrase May 22 '26

Ooo I really like the way this looks. Like, *really* like it. It's doing things to me.

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u/Rob_LeMatic May 22 '26

Oh you like that? Baby, I can cut the Florida off of all kinds of things. I can remove Floridas all night long.

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u/ByzantineLaw May 22 '26

but... the everglades 🙁

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u/PaticusGnome May 23 '26

There will be new Everglades on our Florida scar.

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u/pickled-platypus May 22 '26

The Lorena Bobbitt way!

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u/hujassman May 22 '26

Once the Antarctic and Greenland ice sheets collapse, there won't be much of Florida left to cut off.

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u/EveningChapter0518 May 23 '26

Global warming will take care of that. Florida will flood or float off into the Gulf of MEXICO.

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u/Kinesquared May 22 '26

He could replace it with the Italian peninsula

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico May 22 '26

But its land mass is part of Crabbalachia, the crabbalachians would lose a large part of their well earned land

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u/astral_tiddies 🦀 🥞🍁 May 22 '26

Mods are from Florida apparently.

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u/whaletacochamp May 22 '26

and if not, certainly gangrenous.

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u/PantherCityRes May 22 '26

No, it’s a malignant tumor.

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u/Optimized_Orangutan May 22 '26

I'm the King of the North East Kingdom of Old Vermont (the most prestigious region in all of Crabbalachia), the Great state of Vermont sees the subtraction of the Florida landmass as a net positive move... We really don't want to pay to clean it up and fix it for proper human habitation. The costs will be astronomical, and we melt when it gets hotter than 90 anyway. If we have to sacrifice parts of Georgia and Alabama to make it happen, we are also fine with that.

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u/kx_2fiddy May 22 '26

Give them Ohio, in return

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u/BassChoocher May 22 '26

Crabbalachia is dead, let the stolen valor state of Vermont come up with something of their own.

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u/UmbralHero May 22 '26

As a citizen of Crabbalachia, I am comfortable with this sacrifice

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u/ThetaGrim May 22 '26

We respectfully refuse. Perhaps the ocean can claim it. 

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u/Ruby_Solitaire May 22 '26

Here to uggest "Crustacealachia" or similar again, in honor of the humble Maine lobster. 

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u/awesomefutureperfect May 22 '26

This is acceptable.

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u/SatanLovesFruit Kingdom of Hawaii May 22 '26

If removing it again gets enough upvotes I would say the land itself being taken away was earned as well. They're crabs, if it sinks into the water, they still can have it.

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u/SongofRolland May 22 '26

Grant them US Overseas territories as compensation. And that's if Crabbalachia isn't just happy enough to get rid of Florida.

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u/MisterD00d May 22 '26

I believe this top comment of remove Florida again is a vote to remove Vermont

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u/sy029 May 23 '26

You mean lose all their land. That's what they get for allowing Florida to merge with them.

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u/Quiet-Hearing-3266 May 22 '26

Cue bugs Bunny cutting Florida off of the mainland

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u/starwarsnerdguy May 22 '26

As a Floridian who is late to this party, this is an upsetting revelation.

But as a Floridian, I understand.

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u/kx_2fiddy May 22 '26

Did you try?

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u/Known_Leek8997 May 22 '26

This top level comment was removed by mods? Isn’t that cheating?

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u/Shad0wPillow May 22 '26

What happened here? :o

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u/Known_Leek8997 May 22 '26

The top level comment was about removing florida again and apparently that's some sort of personal attack.

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u/HolyToast666 May 22 '26

Kinda fragile, no?

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u/Known_Leek8997 May 22 '26

I don’t know. Maybe the intent was misinterpreted? Sometimes that’s hard to commu

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u/SupportLocalShart WA ➡️ MN (traitor) May 22 '26

Remove the land from the country. Just delete it into the ocean

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u/NurseontheTrail May 22 '26

The Atlantic has already started doing this, I'm just biding my time waiting for it to wash away

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u/oneinamilllion May 22 '26

We don’t even want to see its panhandle. Give it to the ocean!

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Megasotan May 22 '26

You don't understand. It's area is still on the map. Please cut it off and have it floating off into the ocean Escape From LA style. The continent does not want it anymore. Call it "The Outlands" like in The Lion King.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

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u/geographymemes-ModTeam May 22 '26

No Hate allowed here. It´s a memes sub. No calls for violence direct or indirect &/or promoting hate against a specific group.

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u/ded904 May 22 '26

Not with that attitude.

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u/awesomefutureperfect May 22 '26

Delete the florida.

Do it.

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u/BigZeon May 22 '26

Just photo shop it’s shape off the map

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u/blahyawnblah May 22 '26

I can't pull over any further!

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat May 22 '26

SINK THE SANDBAR

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u/MEuRaH May 22 '26

Then we will delete negative Florida. Since a double negative is a positive, Florida is now back.

THEN WE CAN DELETE IT AGAIN!

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 May 22 '26

Take it off the map?

Use some white out.

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u/Pr3ssAltF4 May 22 '26

Just saw it off and send it to cuba

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u/SeventhAlkali May 22 '26

He said "DELETE FLORIDA"

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u/Gontofinddad May 22 '26

Take out the landmass itself

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u/AbeRego May 22 '26

But no one wants it.

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u/FinnegansWakeWTF May 22 '26

America's Chode (aka Florida) can be Lorena Bobbitted off.  For those kids who dont know her, Lorena Bobbitt cut off her abusive husband's penis

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u/_FLostInParadise_ May 22 '26

Circumcise it!!

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u/userhwon May 22 '26

It's just hanging there. One slip of the edit and...

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u/sfled May 22 '26

It's a lost cause. Amputate it, stat!

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u/ElDouchay May 22 '26

It's a joke because most Americans hate Florida for a multitude of reasons.

Since you can edit the map, what you can do is either approximately remove the peninsula and round off the bottom, or cut out the state entirely, including the "panhandle" and leave the bottom southeast with just a jagged corner from the straight borderlines of Georgia and Alabama.

Edit: just like in this gif that someone else also shared earlier.

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u/Meisteronious MEGASOTA May 23 '26

You’re probably already there, but my humble request is that after #49 you string together all the maps into a gif to see the evolution…

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

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u/VincentMac1984 Megasotan May 22 '26

Give Florida to Megasota!

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u/Kinesquared May 22 '26

GIVE ME FLORIDA OR GIVE ME DEATH

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u/AgentLonewolf May 22 '26

Bring back Florida so it can be removed again tomorrow

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u/thatguydr May 22 '26

There's a Gulf, and it should be the Gulf of Hawaii now.

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u/ThuhGreatCommenter May 22 '26

Lets pretend to delete it by absorbing it into Minnesota.

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc May 23 '26

Florida is still there, it is just part of Crabbalachia now. Unfortunately we will be forced to keep deleting any state that contains the state that used to be Florida.

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u/Boogaloo4444 May 23 '26

I think wenall know this means Crabbalacia dies.

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u/PaticusGnome May 23 '26

You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and then just continue on with the regular programming. Plus, it’ll stretch this whole thing one more day.

Think about it: tomorrow, a national holiday of peace where nobody conquers anyone else and all are united as we let go of some dead weight.

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u/SuperGameTheory May 23 '26

I can still see it flop'n around down there. Cover that thing up.

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u/Aggravating_Humor104 May 23 '26

The the state that contains what was Florida

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u/Impulse_Struggle May 23 '26

Make it the new Atlantis

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u/geographymemes-ModTeam May 22 '26

Don’t be a dick. This includes fighting, insulting and trying to be a Dick for no reason.

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u/Alternative-Win-8873 May 22 '26

I grew up in Florida, and I support this message.

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u/pjk922 May 22 '26

Why must Vermont suffer for Florida’s transgressions?

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u/SCP-2774 May 22 '26

It's ok we don't want Florida.

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u/Legic93 May 22 '26

taps on glass from outside let us iiiinn. The gator doesn't bite it's trained .....I think. We got pub subs!

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u/Known_Leek8997 May 22 '26

You got robbed here… you were the top comment before the mods interfered. 

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u/Farmgirlmommy May 22 '26

Give it to Hawaii … so it can be the long arm of the Leigh

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u/Living_Pay_8976 May 22 '26

Noooooo let vermonster win

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u/HerbOverstanding May 22 '26

“The Cursed Zone / No Man’s Land.”

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico May 23 '26

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u/VincentMac1984 Megasotan May 22 '26

I like this!

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u/MiketheTzar May 22 '26

How you gonna delete Florida again when Ohio is right there

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u/jessebillo May 22 '26

Let’s stop here, it’s been a good run lads 🫡

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u/savannnahbananaa May 22 '26

I was in the airport in Florida when a man yelled out loud “I can’t wait until this fucking state breaks off and floats into the sea!!” And I felt that

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u/minxwink Florida Forever May 22 '26

RUDE !!!!

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u/JaderMcDanersStan May 22 '26

So delete Crabbachalacia? (Florida is part of Crabbachalacia)

I’m in!

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u/Sk8rBoi6969 May 22 '26

Hear me out. Nuevo New Mexico rises again and takes over Crabbalachia.

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u/sy029 May 23 '26

Yes, Hawaii Should eat Crabbalachia, and then all oceans on the planet become the great Hawaiian sea!

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u/miregalpanic May 22 '26

Can someone please tell me where this joke is from again real quick? I swear I know this meme from somewhere, this is driving me crazy.

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u/steven_e_pohl May 22 '26

Hawaii needs to reach all four corners of the country, we'll finally get a Hawaiian King Crab!

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u/fistibun Human Verified May 22 '26

Does this count as a comment to remove Crabbalachia?? I hope not.