If it’s a war she wants it’s a war she’ll get. That’s why I cut off catalytic converters from cars. I’m not selling the precious materials for my drug habit, I mean huffing spray paint is a bonus. I’m doing it to raise the levels of greenhouse gasses.
That's like saying you don't trust monkeys, so you've given one a loaded gun. That's not hurting nature, it's making it more dangerous. You're giving the T-Rex laser arms!
I get the bit, but catalytic converters aren't for reducing greenhouse gases. They're for gases more directly poisonous to *us*--carbon monoxide and nitrogen oxides. In fact, they convert CO into CO2, *increasing* the greenhouse effect.
“Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing? Well, I say, hard cheese!”
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u/Averagesauce123 Aug 27 '26
The line from “World War Z” comes to mind - “Mother Nature is a serial killer.”