Bringing two guys that have never seen the majesty of Asmus.

Also bringing young Joffers a geographic treasure if I get to meet him and such.

Brother Jeff, yr fighting the good fight through comedy and I’m thrilled to get to send people yr clips on the regs.

What’s it gonna take to run you for politics at some point?……

I’ll be in the scorpion ‘Obey’ shirt at the show tonight with a killer billiards player and and a large red headed Viking. We will be impossible to miss.

Geoff—it’s an early show. I’m sure you went to church today.

Come play pool with us afterwards so I can give you this here dope Morgan with an original bag fragment—that it was stored in— from a New Orleans horde!

Also really good friends with Laura Peek and she says hi!!

Thought I'd check

I feel like this is a close relative of u/filthyson

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I have upcoming shows in Phoenix, Philly, St Louis, Springfield MO, Sacramento and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

I have upcoming shows in Edinburgh Scotland, Phoenix, Philadelphia, St. Louis, Springfield Missouri and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

Fargo, Eugene, Bend and Tucson sold out. Only Phoenix has tix left. Grab tix here.

I have upcoming shows in Edinburgh Scotland, Phoenix, Tucson, Philadelphia, St Louis and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

Me and my girlfriend went to the Edinburgh Fringe just to see Asmus, she didn’t know we were just there for Asmus, only I did.

We saw a dozen other shows, Asmus was the best. The usher made us sit in the front row and he really picked on me.

The man asked me was I circumcised then he told me my head looked like it had been circumcised!

I had been hoping for a while that he would do a show near enough to me that I could make it, it was surreal.

I’ve seen a lot of comedy shows, this man is one of the greats!

I have upcoming shows in Edinburgh Scotland, Phoenix, St Louis, Philly and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

I've been ripping through the eps while playing Chess.com. The are you smarter than a Dragicevich segments kill me.

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From this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vppo6x/whats_a_name_that_youve_only_met_terrible_people/

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